This is the true story of my first-ever college dorm roommate during my unsuccessful and short-lived stay at an art school in San Francisco. I documented the account almost immediately after it happened and felt an inexplicable need to update the narration. Warning: Strong language and graphic allegories alluding to poop.
I still remember the day [...]

Update: Been making several ninja edits over the past few hours, you should be able to post comments now without errors. Site is currently 90% done. Individual pages need work and I can’t figure out how to call updates from Twitter (their default widget is ugly as hell).

I originally had a long-winded explanation as to [...]

But a bitch ain’t one.
I am really, really sorry for the lack of updates the past couple of weeks. This week was finals week and despite all the sleep I lost I still managed to fail one class. But it doesn’t matter, because for the next two weeks I have COMPLETE FREEDOM. Which means, we’re [...]