(Did this one)
Me: Hey.
Her: Hi….?
Me: So I’m starting up this league of evil ex’s wanna join? (watched Scott Pilgrim the night before)
Her: …..-smiles & Laughs- Suuuuuure
"I didn't care you were a midget! And telling me God made you dump me doesn't really provide any closure… $#@^@!!!!"
….
Oh, and dude, I praise your comics.
“I have AIDS. You prolly got it too. You should get tested.”
bf- “Your dick wasn’t that big. I faked it.”
gf- “Babe, your cunt smell was just too much for me…”
scyang
hm. i'm still at that stage where i'm pretending she doesn't exist.. so i'd probably go to great lengths to avoid/ignore her
Mike
I love it.
That Guy in the Corner
(Did this one)
Me: Hey.
Her: Hi….?
Me: So I’m starting up this league of evil ex’s wanna join? (watched Scott Pilgrim the night before)
Her: …..-smiles & Laughs- Suuuuuure
Mike
"Do you want your toenail clippings back?"
Enzo
HAHAHA. Oh dear, I'm scared to ask . . . @_@
MJB
"I didn't care you were a midget! And telling me God made you dump me doesn't really provide any closure… $#@^@!!!!"
….
Oh, and dude, I praise your comics.
Enzo
HAHAHA. WHAT !!
And thanks
AMK
"After we broke up, I decided I was gay."
Enzo
OH! Burn~!
Princess Xoffelocin
THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO MY MOM!
Twice. xD
Once with her best friend in highschool, then a guy at summer camp, who later became a female impersonater. xDDDDD
Aly
Smile happily and say NOTHING.
eMokID
my mom found the handcuffs LOL
Illumi
Hey, uh, I just found out I have Herpes, so… you should probably get yourself tested… so… yeaaaah…
TaSManiaC
I love this webcomic.. and I bet my gf is gonna like it too.. considering how she loves bows.. and she has the same weird sense of humor as I do XD
lollors
hey you’re fat now lol!
XDD This is way too great
Sk!D
Handcuffs
Yu hav grown fat! – WooW
Where’s my Shirt Bit** !
Am sorry Sold ur Pant***
danineteen
similar thoughts go through my head!
Lamb
(this depends on when your seeing them of course and how the break up was ;p)
“so uh. i’m preggers, and it’s either yours… or your cousins..”
or or or or or
“Talked to any girls lately??”
“nuh.”
“yeah, i showed people that video you made for me… they know your lying about the size..”
Bri Brokenhearted
“I have AIDS. You prolly got it too. You should get tested.”
bf- “Your dick wasn’t that big. I faked it.”
gf- “Babe, your cunt smell was just too much for me…”
BTW, your comics are LEGEND.
*snicker*
“YOU CAN’T HOLD ME BACK!”
this was from one of my sister’s ex girlfriends O_o
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Enzo
my mom did find my handcuffs alot of these comics or atleast part of a lot of them are my real life
Sambuuren
lol … stop pretending to be enzo man … although I hav to admit it is funny xD