March 8th, 2009
Rihanna is stupid.
Now, I’m not advocating spousal abuse or anything like that. What Chris Brown did to her was disgusting and cowardly — but word on the street is that she took him back. I mean, I’m all for forgiveness and love and all that good shit, but when a guy beats your ass, smashes your head against a window, BITES you (what the fuck?), and threatens to kill you. . .
You don’t take them back. Unless you’re an idiot.
And now, if Rihanna doesn’t testify against Chris Brown in court, he may as well get off scot-free. It’s ridiculous. I hate people.
Today’s strip is in reference to Dave Chappelle’s infamous “Rick James” Episode. You can watch the direct reference on YouTube, or the full episode in parts: Part 1 and Part 2.
And don’t ask me why most comic strip characters only have four digits. I have no clue why.

GrayText turned 90 degrees and moved the sign!!
I LOVE it
LOL!!!! your stuff is AWESOME, enzo!
HHAHHAHAHA LOVE IT!!!! DAVE CHAPELLE BABY!
I agree. Thanks to Frank (that's Frank right?), that's the one thing I wanted to do to Rihanna.
Yessir!
I’d like to do other things… >:-)
chris brown and rihanna… i'm so jealous of that guy. i wish i could beat the shit out of rihanna.
spousal abuse is NOT funny,
CHILD abuse on the other hand is hilarious
is he ever going to take off that silly aviator hat?
Haha that Ms Hanna bit made me crack up.
I never realized how emo rihanna's hair is until this moment.
I know, right? Well to be fair, that was the 'do she was sporting when she was just getting big. Nowadays it's relatively. . . Normal, I suppose.
unfortunately it seems the whole emo hair side fringe thing is kinda mainstream fashionable at the moment. =/ yeah
HAHAHAHA. the slap is pretty outrageous.
DAMN. can really feel the sting! hahahaha
Yeah, she needs to sue his stupid ass.
anyway check this out;
http://www.dontdoitrihanna.com/pages/rihanna.html
love the reference to chapelle, keep up the good work
I suggest you educate yourself about abusive relationships. It's not uncommon for the victim to take back the abuser.
Jen… duh. Many victims do take back the abuser. Rihanna has thousands of people caring for her (fans), wanting to protect her from being KILLED. Yes, Chris Brown threatened to KILL her. WTF!? What is there to be "educated" about regarding abusive relationships? They shouldn't even exist. This quarrel shouldn't have ended that way. Chris Brown is such a dumbass.
Exactly, Chris Brown is the dumbass. Don't blame the victim. What's there to be educated? Abusive relationships shouldn't exist but unfortunately they do; the victims need support, not a bunch of people telling them they are stupid for taking the abuser back.
You need to know that it's a common mistake for victims to stay with the abuser, but that doesn't mean they deserve what they get, or that they're stupid.
I get that the comic is for fun. It just annoys me when people support victim blaming.
Jen, I understand where you're coming from. It just irks ME that this isn't the first instance of abuse that Rihanna has suffered under the hands of Chris Brown, and yet she forgives him every single time. The one that made the news just happened to be the latest and worst incident. Yes, it's a mistake, but since it's apparently such a common occurence, wouldn't that mean that more people should wise up to it?
She was a victim the first time she ever got hit. Every time after that gives puts her more and more to blame since she could have put a stop to it at any time by just simply leaving.
That's just how I see it. I'm not saying that's how you should see it too, though.
He just did!
I'm positive that he has it somewhere in that suit.
Nice work on hanna's hair btw.
The aviator hat is awsum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh and by the way gen its a cartoon why read it if you going to take it seriously so maybe you should educate yourself on humor! Enzo you kick ass man
OH HEY! I KNEW THIS ALREADY!
Kuya Enzooo! Hahahaha I love the joke
great discussion btw
I really can't stand haters online man…. seriously…. why hate. if you don't like something just leave it. i gots your back zo!
Rihanna used to be one of my fave singers, but I lost all respect for her and refuse to listen to her voice. To both of them.
pure comic GENIUS!
“I’M CHRIS BROWN, BITCH!
DAVE CHAPPELLE RICK JAMES REFERENCE FTW
Yeah well someone had to smack that bitch up, that umbrella ella ella ella song was working on my nerves. Kinda made me wanna smack the bitch.
Enzo, I have to agree with Jen. Don’t get me wrong, I love your comic, but most people that take the “blame the victim” view don’t understand the cycle of violence. When someone is beaten and abused that way, they feel like they can’t escape. It doesn’t matter if the victim has millions of fans and people who love and support her, what matters is that she’s probably afraid and fears for her life.
I get that this is a comic and it’s supposedly in “good fun”, but honestly, I think that taking that standpoint is really ignorant.
Rihanna needs to be helped, not ridiculed. Just because her story is splashed all over the news because she’s famous doesn’t make her any different from any other person who suffers from domestic violence. She just happens to be privy to public scrutiny.
I understand, yes, I probably am ignorant to an extent since of course I have never experienced something like that. It just honestly makes -no sense- to me, personally. If you’re put in a position where you fear for your life… aren’t you supposed to run? Isn’t that the logical thing to do? You’ve heard the story of Amy Smart, right?
The thing with this strip is that it was made a day or two after the incident, when rumors that she had gone back to Chris Brown were still circulating. Now that it turns out they’re untrue, and that she’s suing his ass… That’s good for her. She did the right thing: she left.
Again, just voicing my opinion, not asking you to agree.
You got it Enzo!!
btw..your celebs are right on
why are people too lazy to draw pinkiessss!!?
Hope you don’t mind, but I’ve been advertising this joke with my friends. When they ask where I’ve heard it I e-mail them this site.
I waited till I had access to faster internet so I could watch those vids properly BUT THEY’VE ALL BEEN REMOVED UGH
lolz I cant believe you used my favorite reference from the Chappelle show. You shouldve drew him with dreads just for the lul factor XD
dude u r a GOD
i showed this to my auntie ‘n she choked on her pop