Frank,” Very logical captain, so how was mom?”
Dad,” Earth people have very weird and mysterious ways my son. You should see what the African American females can do.”
lolz, i assume you recently saw star trek? Wait…do vulcans even have human parts or……gross……anyway whens frank gonna wake up and hopefully save zeke and his unborn bastard child?
Brilliant, but sex with vulcans? glad I ain’t on track with the whole star trek thing XD but I am kinda wondering when something new will be in again ’cause this is almost starting to become very monotone…
My primary conclusion is that, should the animal world be any indication, Spock is infertile. Also possible retarded, or with a growth hormone deficiency. Good luck with that, parallel-universe-Uhura.
No. Full male Vulcans have a retractable penile bone. They go into “Ponn Farr”, the time of necessary mating with a bond mate (or death) every seven years, but can however have coitus at any time. They chose not to because it is illogical to breed outside of their time.
Erm… Nerdy moment?
~Fern Rose
you whats weird. i was in love with spok before i even read these things… and i also fell in love with young frank… and now they’re in this together. coincidence? i think not.
Actually, I don’t think Vulcan sex would be that bad. Considering they only mate once every seven years… Think about it, their hormones are going crazy aaaaand there’s a ton of uber-repressed sexual tension.
hmm… as long as you have super editing powers, you should change “really good in bed” to something more lewd, like, “she gave a hellofa blowjob”. That would probably fit Frank’s dad’s character more. Other than that, it’s perfect.
Mmm… Yummy. I have a pointed ear fetish, so Spock and Sarek are on my “Yummy” list of male fictional characters… Along with Severus Snape (because Alan Rickman is HOTT) and jim Kirk ( just to say “I’ve tapped that”).
Ermm… Sorry. That was a girl moment. Anyways, I love the series and had to comment on the Star Trek Comic.
~Fern Rose
Cleanupkill
Frank,” Very logical captain, so how was mom?”
Dad,” Earth people have very weird and mysterious ways my son. You should see what the African American females can do.”
Brittni
ugh, vulcan sex. thanks for the images. D:
Malexhe
Hehe, there was in episode in the original series that basically focused on that. You don’t want to be around them when they get horny.
ian
lolz, i assume you recently saw star trek? Wait…do vulcans even have human parts or……gross……anyway whens frank gonna wake up and hopefully save zeke and his unborn bastard child?
Ginaaa
Ahh! Violated ..
Jeronetj3
Brilliant, but sex with vulcans? glad I ain’t on track with the whole star trek thing XD but I am kinda wondering when something new will be in again
’cause this is almost starting to become very monotone…
Enzo
I’m gonna wrap it up soon, promise
Charlieee
LMFAO That’s like being told about the night of your conception…not that I know of course…
Ah hem…
Moving on!
gta0012
ha. nice spock drawing too.
A-Mac
disturbing is so many ways but yet still awesome!!!
Zamaix
This is just great…. lol, awkward moment….
Chaki
I’ve often wondered about Vulcan reproduction.
My primary conclusion is that, should the animal world be any indication, Spock is infertile. Also possible retarded, or with a growth hormone deficiency. Good luck with that, parallel-universe-Uhura.
RYN3O
Best Star Treck Refence… EVER.
MarcusDominys
Gentlemen… we present to you the stem of all Frank’s issues with women.
Also, woo Enzo’s a geek woo
ProfessorKatz
Their penises are triangle shaped…
Fern Rose
*sigh*
No. Full male Vulcans have a retractable penile bone. They go into “Ponn Farr”, the time of necessary mating with a bond mate (or death) every seven years, but can however have coitus at any time. They chose not to because it is illogical to breed outside of their time.
Erm… Nerdy moment?
~Fern Rose
WaitingForThatEmo
you whats weird. i was in love with spok before i even read these things… and i also fell in love with young frank… and now they’re in this together. coincidence? i think not.
ChristThroughJazz
i know spock is just soo awesome and so are emos…
i hope you read my name WaitingForThatEmo or else you won’t see the joke
Lochie
I fucking love star trek. :3
pretty cool.
xfauxemox
Actually, I don’t think Vulcan sex would be that bad. Considering they only mate once every seven years… Think about it, their hormones are going crazy aaaaand there’s a ton of uber-repressed sexual tension.
Turkey
lol Thats so funny loved that movie
shadowcomplex
hey enzo i just noticed your using an xhml based web site O.o shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit nice job how long did all this take >.<’
RYN3O
Quote: “Their penises are triangle shaped…”
And you would know this…. how?
lol
Jorja
And I thought I was the seibnsle one. Thanks for setting me straight.
3M0 Cherry !!!
wow the 3M0 kids !!
Illumi
Hahahahaha. Great reference to the new Star Wars movie. Now let’s see how many people go ballistic and correct me. Keep up the excellent work Enzo!
Illumi
hmm… as long as you have super editing powers, you should change “really good in bed” to something more lewd, like, “she gave a hellofa blowjob”. That would probably fit Frank’s dad’s character more. Other than that, it’s perfect.
Fern Rose
Mmm… Yummy. I have a pointed ear fetish, so Spock and Sarek are on my “Yummy” list of male fictional characters… Along with Severus Snape (because Alan Rickman is HOTT) and jim Kirk ( just to say “I’ve tapped that”).
Ermm… Sorry. That was a girl moment. Anyways, I love the series and had to comment on the Star Trek Comic.
~Fern Rose
Julia
I did actually ’cause… they kinda turn me up ^^