Triple update today because it’s finals week and I may in all likelihood die of sleep deprivation before I can write a strip for Thursday. Hope you like it. Please make it a point to get drunk and laid at my funeral.

The comic file is enormous, and I can’t fix it because I’ve been trying to hack ComicPress all morning to display multiple comic strip images in a single post so I can split it up in to three separate, smaller images. But nooooo. PHP hates me.


Discussion (83) ¬

  1. JustMe!

    epique!

  2. Cezar

    Great one :) )

    • Cezar

      And also technically speaking it’s a great one. One of the greatest. :>

  3. Drew

    THAT is how you tell a woman.

  4. reynard61

    Whoa! “Pussy”‘s got claws! (*And* a mean backhand…)

  5. what

    I just notice, Franks left arm is longer then his right….

  6. Jeronetj3

    Whoah! NUDE WOMEN FTW! Gotta watch every episode all over again xD
    P.S. I didn’t notice they had hair :S it looks so tiny in all the non moving and daydreaming pictures :/
    P.S. that would explain this comic btw: http://www.cheerupemokid.net/comic/2009/03/01/phone-sex

  7. Brittni

    um… why were they both naked?? o.O

    BITCH-SLAP FIGHT. :D

  8. ProfessorKatz

    Fuck ya!
    I bet frank has an enormous penis

  9. JustMe!

    (I still like the blobby characters better… Like in the comic Jeronetj3 links to…)

  10. tonks

    epic and amazing. :D so fantastical!

  11. cantfindagoodname

    this is the best one yet! keep it up

  12. gta0012

    WTB animated .gif of the slappin!!! CLASSIC

  13. Maddie

    AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

    The suspense is killing me!!!!!!!!!

  14. john

    i’m laughin my ass off

  15. machete

    HOLY JESUS SHIT THIS IS TWICE YOUR BEST!!! :D D

  16. asdf

    JYYYEEESSS! ahah youre fucking hilarious.

  17. RinnaRainbowlicious

    LAST.PANEL.ROCKS.THE.UNIVERSE. :D
    At 1:20 AM, I almost choked laughing at this. :D

  18. Other_Kat

    YEEEESSSSSSSSSSS! emo hair GOD!

  19. MarcusDominys

    So, if you ever release a print collection of CUEK, will it be like, pop-out or something on the last two panels?

    Because that would be amazing.

  20. jk26

    She fuckin’ deserves it.

  21. Rand

    hahhahaha, this site is officially better than fml mlia or mlig.
    I LOVE IT.

  22. Chrissy

    Consider her “Chris Browned”

    • Maddie

      that almost made me spit my drink out onto the screen! XD

  23. soccerboy33

    I hope we get comics like this

  24. AlexanderCarter

    You know if this ends in a way I think it’s going to end, when he said that he was going to help people, he would have only helped one person in this entire experience of this in the most fucked up way possible….

  25. AlexanderCarter

    Also, Jade I wouldn’t keep the baby if I were you…..this will probably end the exact same way this ended…
    http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/499425

  26. Somebody's Only Light

    I want the Zeke babies to live! GO FRANK!

    • machete

      she isn’t pregnant after all.
      is she? o_0

  27. thats what she said

    frank and red have hair?
    o-o

  28. Poof

    GO FRANK! =D Red is a bitch.

  29. Luiz

    GO FRANK!!

  30. scott

    It needs audio.

    I recommend http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLGjIrGTFsE

    Bustin’ out (Ow, girl)
    Bustin’ out (Sing it again)
    Bustin’ out (Sing it, sing it, sing it, well)
    Bustin’ out
    Bustin’ out

  31. Cleanupkill

    Sadly i could put myself in half that situation. The part where i throw people in a hole that is.

  32. Ames

    Wow.. is it me, or when Frank said ‘BRING IT BITCH’, he and her looked quite naked?

  33. Isaac

    Epic strip.

  34. Mike

    ROFL – Fantaaaaastic.

  35. Lisa

    Haha @ square six. And the slapping.

  36. superjoe

    I’m digging the animated stuff. Keep experimenting, Enzo.

  37. Chris

    its been 4 hours now that I been watching Frank slap Red or what ever her name is

    p.s. horray Frank kept his hair

  38. Cleanupkill

    Ps Yes they are fully nude…….Knew it!

  39. Deafboy

    Dude. I’ve been reading this over and over… This is freaking great comic! Nice job on all of your work Enzo

  40. Ninja Ion K8

    Pussy slap fight FTW!!!!!

  41. unkinged

    i love how only one hand is hitting

  42. Jacob

    Why the hell is Red naked? ROFL.

  43. Neroxius

    Yeah… And Frank saves they day…..

  44. SHAY FARAHANI

    i would write something witty, but i have to go find my ass. you see, it fell off at around slide 10 due to explosive laughter

    keep it up!

  45. Killingspree

    You know I’v been to A LOT of great sites. And let me tell you, THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST SITES I’V EVER BEEN ON!!!!!!!

    P.s.- Enzo, if you could you sould make a animated show on this (Like Inuyasha, Bleach, and Death Note). Cause Then I think it would be 100 times more better and funny. But if you don’t thats fine.
    P.s.s.- Anyways keep up the good work.
    P.s.s.s- GO FRANK. RED’S A BITCH!!!!! LOL

  46. Charlieee

    Amazing. Emo-anime. I’d like to see more of that.

  47. shaniii

    aww frank. i knew he had a soul somewhere in there. (:
    also, enzo, i’d just like to say that i think that cuek is EPIC. keep up the amazing work, cause you are so talented.

  48. Underscore

    I hope this is only a slight turning point for Frank. I liked it when he was a douche bag.

    • Brittni

      he’s still a dousche. just a dousche with a purpose! *thumbs up*

    • Jeronetj3

      Don’t worry he is just raging because he got knocked out by the 90 pounded “Red” ;) he’ll be back to normal in no time :P (At least I sure hope so ^^. else probably won’t hit the other buttons on his booth :c )

  49. pjunk

    Wow, that’s both epic and hilarious XD I gotta admit, Red’s pretty hot…and nude. And Frank is super jacked…and nude. This site needs like a cast section, introducing the main characters. I keep getting mixed up, like with Frank and Zeke, and any other random guy characters, and then I can’t tell who’s dating or hating who anymore, lol.

  50. Jibreel2012

    If you are wondering why they are naked…
    roll over the picture. it explains it!
    LOVE THE COMIC!

  51. ForgottenForest

    Whoa I just read all of your comic strips. I’ve been laughing for a good 45 minutes, man. Very nice. ;D

  52. johannes!

    MAn! i love ur comics can u continue it please! i MISS it!! i love ur drawings!!!!! ur good at it :)

  53. Leon

    lmfao. love the anime reference

  54. C

    i love how you’re now doing animated stuff in between comics, enzo.
    keeps you on your toes :)

  55. xzeldax3

    SPEED LINES~!!!!!!!!

  56. BTM
  57. Bubbles

    Don’t mean to be spoilt or impatient or anything, but its been a while since ur last comic. whats up?

  58. Maddie

    I agree with bubbles. lack of enzo comics=sad maddie

  59. Brittni

    yeah… there was no thursday update. what’s up enzo? :(

  60. Intali

    Frank has hair? 0__o

  61. will

    so frank was really the kid and not the father?

  62. Jacque

    i neeeed to know what happens! update! a lot!
    this comic is amazing <3

  63. smackofham

    Good show, old chap. This is awesome.

  64. DesertZac

    Ummmmmmmmm………………SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP it should be BOOOM!

  65. Jer

    OMG! I came for red ;D

    • player

      go wipe up yourself before you come again

  66. It's_that_one_guy

    After introducing a friend to your comic, he not only loves it, but now has his mind set on making his own.

  67. Joe

    just great!

  68. jianne

    zeke’s so gay! hahaha,.ϋ

  69. piggy

    serenity reference ftw

  70. itzKAMMY

    to frank violence is always the answer

  71. danineteen

    OMG this is brilliant. it literally made me lol

  72. danineteen

    it is also good that Frank is winning even though they are fighting like pansies

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