I’m confuzzled. O.O It’s funny, but wasn’t blue-tie dude with Green? (can’t remember his name after paying so much attention to Zeke, Red, Purple, and Frank.)
Most brilliant and indeed the abuse is female-male too :O only no man would admit that he gets hit by a girl xD
P.S. This is Cyan-tie guy and Orange-ribbon girl, both were never in before hope this clarifies things for others
Hah! That’s what I said to Enzo-the color blind thing -.-;. But I doubt big letters would register if they can’t register the little things already…it’ll take forever to process
It doesn’t matter who they are. The evil truth remains. More and more woman are beating down their men, c’mon people! Mutual love. Or at least try to fake it…
I’ll try to help. From my color theory class, I believe we were told those who are colorblind to red/green would see them in shades of grey? If that’s right then, the red will appear lighter than the green. I put them into Photoshop to test out.
Also, if you can see the blue the green bow is always with the blue, they’re kind of just side characters. And red is always the bitch or stupid one. Only Purple has the skull, but I think you can see purple? I’m also not sure if orange affects you…sorry.
But I hope I somewhat helped, if not get back to me!
yeah well if he’s going to be late on a regular basis or late at all remind him to remove the updated on sunday’s tuesday’s and thursday’s bit on the banner because its bullshit to put out a timeline he can’t comply with.
Noted. He was keeping up with it until school came along. Do we know what school will be demanding from the students? No. At the very least he’s trying, and he’s sorry about it. No need to be so fucking rude about it.
Well, the thing is, some people put it in such a way that it’s more of a demand which can get annoying after so many times. I get it if people miss it or anticipating it. I mean, I’d love to see new stuff too, but I know things get busy so I try to help. It’s just that if people get rude about it, then that’s just added on pressure on top of everything else. But thanks for the explanation.
Yo Enzo!
I love your comic; I just reread them all for the hypertexts
However, I noticed via said hypertexts that you, no offense, have been afraid to be TOO offensive.
I would just like to point out that I find the offensive shit better than some of the other slap-sticks.
Keep up the good work!
LOL loving that comic
and the fact that this new couple seems to like going to bed
with a tie on and a ribbon.
anyways, can’t wait for the next update, whenever it comes out
(i have summer school too, only two weeks left though !!)
First and foremost, I want to say these comics are absolutely phenomenal.
Secondly, I want anyone reading this post to scroll up 13 comments from this one and look at the post from “AEDOS”….Don’t be like this fuck face…ever. Honestly if you can’t be understanding enough to know that school is and clearly should be Enzo’s first priority and you get pissed off that the comic strips have been coming out late….maybe you should buy a dog and a jar of peanut butter to pass the time. Maybe if you took the time to browse the home page you’d see that he apologized for the late posts (which is more than he owed you in the first place) andddd said that he would be posting less frequently than before.
Take some time to relax and enjoy your life as well as these comics when they come around…..that’ll be all.
Well, up to date or not, I’d rather the site would still exist regardless. Even as foolish as it seems I tend to check every day just for the hell of it. People, if its not up go on about your life, for those of you who don’t you know who I’m talking to, find another comic to pass the time. Its not that hard. But just be sure to come back and check out what Enzo has done. School’s rough and since a few of you out there are probably in high school with C’s and D’s why not actually back off on someone trying to do something with their lives. He doesn’t do it as a job but as a service to people like us. We need to let him know we appreciate it and want him to continue. Thank you Enzo for continuing this awesome series which is by far one of my favorites and I’m sorry you have to put up with idiots. But hey, with fame comes criticism.
” CUEK – Updated Never!!! ”
…and enzo, dont use school, life or other serious issues as an excuse! jerk. those are totaly reasonable reasons for no updates….which is why they dont work.
Just post me a picture of frank kicking a dude with a heart over his head square in the noots. I’m sure we’ll all be more then pleased with that and leave u alone.
Hanyouken you wrote too mucha dn i didnt read it all from boredom, Domprez…. wait Domprez? WTH anyway… Yeah seeing a short comic just about anything would be cool…. so please enzo!
How silly of me to shorten my names and use it on the internet. Cleanupkill is WAY better…next time u have a brain way of genious and have a spare nick name laying around, let me know…ill buy it from you….
Hey Enzo, hope schools going well for you, I know how it is to not get any free time and when you do get it people demand stuff out of you. ^_^ I’ll check on a daily basis to see if a new comic comes out but just get around to making one when YOU feel like doing it, I can wait.
Enzo, you really need to update. Not because people are bugging you, but CUEK is turning into a war zone. You are also losing a lot of fans. Take me for example, i check every update day, but now I haven’t check in like.. 10 days. I mean, seriously.
Yeah, but no update in ten days? Thats a little harsh. Theres a difference between not updating as much and not updating at all. The reason I want him to update is to shut everybody up. Ya know?
Lmao I hope this absurd discussion board gets turned into a comic strip. People have been going nuts on here lately. Hey I have a crazy idea….instead of people complaining for 10 days that there’s no update; grab yourself a copy of Webster’s dictionary and look up the definition of “RELAX”. Here let me actually save you the trouble of looking it up.
Relax – verb (used with object)
1. to make less tense, rigid, or firm; make lax: to relax the muscles.
2. to diminish the force of.
3. to slacken or abate, as effort, attention, etc.
4. to make less strict or severe, as rules, discipline, etc.: to relax the requirements for a license.
5. to release or bring relief from the effects of tension, anxiety, etc.: A short swim always relaxes me.
–verb (used without object)
6. to become less tense, rigid, or firm.
7. to become less strict or severe; grow milder.
8. to reduce or stop work, effort, application, etc., esp. for the sake of rest or recreation.
9. to release oneself from inhibition, worry, tension, etc.
Hey Enzo, Hope you don’t mind, but i am planning on plastering my binders with CUEK comics this semester, they’re so funny and i’ve gotten ALL of my friends hooked!
Dude. Firstly, you should be glad that Enzo is doing this. Lets us view his great arts, so what he is late, life is more important. He doesn’t deserve sh*t from you. So stfu.
Nice, Enzo.
lol Hilarious
simplicity at its best.
the true connections in relationships
What isn’t Red dead?
It looks orange to me.
wait so this was all a dream? he never was with purple and red never broke up with him?
no dude, that’s blue tie in there…….
I’m confuzzled. O.O It’s funny, but wasn’t blue-tie dude with Green? (can’t remember his name after paying so much attention to Zeke, Red, Purple, and Frank.)
It’s supposed to be a different couple altogether.
Actually, i think his tie is green
really funny, Enzo!
I love it
Is that a new dude? Like a teal-tie dude?
Male spousal abuse. It’s what’s for the midnight snack.
a bit of S&M.. yum.
wait, wasn’t he dating the girl with the green bow?
Most brilliant and indeed the abuse is female-male too :O only no man would admit that he gets hit by a girl xD
hope this clarifies things for others 
P.S. This is Cyan-tie guy and Orange-ribbon girl, both were never in before
You would think several people pointing it out helps, but people fail to read first -.-
Yeah I know… maybe using letters as big as cows works
I also think half of them are colour-blind 
Hah! That’s what I said to Enzo-the color blind thing -.-;. But I doubt big letters would register if they can’t register the little things already…it’ll take forever to process
It’s just waiting for the biographies of them people in the comics made by Enzo
ROFL’s
wait… they look like Frank’s parents… red ribbon, tie
O_O
Been there and it sucks.
Btw, the comic is non-linear so there doesn’t need to be continuity between previous comics.
This makes sense.
You are a shining beacon of clarity!
Praise be the beacon!
lol that’s fun!
<3 do that all the time . well . he doesnt complain in the middle of the night .
i get oblivion
Aww poor baby :’(
hi
that’s so sad.
Well at least we see who wears the pants in this relationship,….
sad sad day
It doesn’t matter who they are. The evil truth remains. More and more woman are beating down their men, c’mon people! Mutual love. Or at least try to fake it…
I can’t really determine what color the se characters are, as I am red/green color blind.
I’ll try to help. From my color theory class, I believe we were told those who are colorblind to red/green would see them in shades of grey? If that’s right then, the red will appear lighter than the green. I put them into Photoshop to test out.
Also, if you can see the blue the green bow is always with the blue, they’re kind of just side characters. And red is always the bitch or stupid one. Only Purple has the skull, but I think you can see purple? I’m also not sure if orange affects you…sorry.
But I hope I somewhat helped, if not get back to me!
how come the comic’s been late/missing lately? no comic last thursday or yesterday
Busy, busy. Sometimes school and CUEK clashes. He has an idea. Calm down, a comic will always be up, late or not. Be understanding, yeah?
Come on I feel deprived
im liking your comics..but not your recent lateness
Give the guy a break… He does has school
Thank you for that!
Can people NOT calm the eff down?!
I hope they know complaining so much when he’s trying the best WILL, if not already, piss him off.
yeah well if he’s going to be late on a regular basis or late at all remind him to remove the updated on sunday’s tuesday’s and thursday’s bit on the banner because its bullshit to put out a timeline he can’t comply with.
Noted. He was keeping up with it until school came along. Do we know what school will be demanding from the students? No. At the very least he’s trying, and he’s sorry about it. No need to be so fucking rude about it.
i wasnt trying to go against him..im just saying i miss seeing a new comic every other day or so..thats all
Well, the thing is, some people put it in such a way that it’s more of a demand which can get annoying after so many times. I get it if people miss it or anticipating it. I mean, I’d love to see new stuff too, but I know things get busy so I try to help. It’s just that if people get rude about it, then that’s just added on pressure on top of everything else. But thanks for the explanation.
are you Enzo’s wife/girlfriend? you seem to know him….very well….
just wondering…
With great power comes great responsibility!
chill come on he has more important stuff to do then entertain us. it’ll be out when he has time
Aww poor tie guy!
HA! …. chillin ?
Yo Enzo!
I love your comic; I just reread them all for the hypertexts
However, I noticed via said hypertexts that you, no offense, have been afraid to be TOO offensive.
I would just like to point out that I find the offensive shit better than some of the other slap-sticks.
Keep up the good work!
MUSHROOM SLAP!
LOL loving that comic
and the fact that this new couple seems to like going to bed
with a tie on and a ribbon.
anyways, can’t wait for the next update, whenever it comes out
(i have summer school too, only two weeks left though !!)
WAIT!! DIDN’T RED DIE? ISNT BLUE SUPPOSE TO BE WITH SOME OTHER CHICKS?!!
nah jks, im just having some self-pleasure of annoying people
btw, you have accurately portrayed…my life.
First and foremost, I want to say these comics are absolutely phenomenal.
Secondly, I want anyone reading this post to scroll up 13 comments from this one and look at the post from “AEDOS”….Don’t be like this fuck face…ever. Honestly if you can’t be understanding enough to know that school is and clearly should be Enzo’s first priority and you get pissed off that the comic strips have been coming out late….maybe you should buy a dog and a jar of peanut butter to pass the time. Maybe if you took the time to browse the home page you’d see that he apologized for the late posts (which is more than he owed you in the first place) andddd said that he would be posting less frequently than before.
Take some time to relax and enjoy your life as well as these comics when they come around…..that’ll be all.
Eh…. Moves on to Spikedhumor.com and Combat Arms until Enzo gets back.
I started reading this morning and I just finished. I wish it didn’t happen so fast. D’:
By the way, this comic kicks ass. Keep up the excellent work.
Also, Pinoy ako. 
Even though I’m already graduated…. School still finds a way to bring me down!
I love your webcomic I just wish there was more updates!!!!! T.T.
Keep It Up Enzo !!
10 days u_u
damn school ¬¬
Think this is some sort of torture for our bad comments.
Well, up to date or not, I’d rather the site would still exist regardless. Even as foolish as it seems I tend to check every day just for the hell of it. People, if its not up go on about your life, for those of you who don’t you know who I’m talking to, find another comic to pass the time. Its not that hard. But just be sure to come back and check out what Enzo has done. School’s rough and since a few of you out there are probably in high school with C’s and D’s why not actually back off on someone trying to do something with their lives. He doesn’t do it as a job but as a service to people like us. We need to let him know we appreciate it and want him to continue. Thank you Enzo for continuing this awesome series which is by far one of my favorites and I’m sorry you have to put up with idiots. But hey, with fame comes criticism.
i just read all the comments..and everyone is yelling at each other…hahah
” CUEK – Updated Never!!! ”
…and enzo, dont use school, life or other serious issues as an excuse! jerk. those are totaly reasonable reasons for no updates….which is why they dont work.
Just post me a picture of frank kicking a dude with a heart over his head square in the noots. I’m sure we’ll all be more then pleased with that and leave u alone.
i need to invent a sarcastic text…ill call it sarcastica….
Hanyouken you wrote too mucha dn i didnt read it all from boredom, Domprez…. wait Domprez? WTH anyway… Yeah seeing a short comic just about anything would be cool…. so please enzo!
How silly of me to shorten my names and use it on the internet. Cleanupkill is WAY better…next time u have a brain way of genious and have a spare nick name laying around, let me know…ill buy it from you….
^ writen in sarcastica
I remember it reading entertainment! in the place of amusement!
And you tell us to calm down lol
Hey Enzo, hope schools going well for you, I know how it is to not get any free time and when you do get it people demand stuff out of you. ^_^ I’ll check on a daily basis to see if a new comic comes out but just get around to making one when YOU feel like doing it, I can wait.
Enzo, you really need to update. Not because people are bugging you, but CUEK is turning into a war zone. You are also losing a lot of fans. Take me for example, i check every update day, but now I haven’t check in like.. 10 days. I mean, seriously.
I really think people need to stop bugging you to update. I mean you HAVE a life, it’s not like you sit by the clock like:
“*wheeeeeze, wheeeze* I can’t wait for the next time I have to update!!! *Snort snort nasal laugh*”
So people need to like, back off. You’ll be back when you’re back and if people are TRUE fan’s. They’ll come back regardless of how long it takes.
~Casiél
Wow. Extremely well said.
Yeah, but no update in ten days? Thats a little harsh. Theres a difference between not updating as much and not updating at all. The reason I want him to update is to shut everybody up. Ya know?
Lmao I hope this absurd discussion board gets turned into a comic strip. People have been going nuts on here lately. Hey I have a crazy idea….instead of people complaining for 10 days that there’s no update; grab yourself a copy of Webster’s dictionary and look up the definition of “RELAX”. Here let me actually save you the trouble of looking it up.
Relax – verb (used with object)
1. to make less tense, rigid, or firm; make lax: to relax the muscles.
2. to diminish the force of.
3. to slacken or abate, as effort, attention, etc.
4. to make less strict or severe, as rules, discipline, etc.: to relax the requirements for a license.
5. to release or bring relief from the effects of tension, anxiety, etc.: A short swim always relaxes me.
–verb (used without object)
6. to become less tense, rigid, or firm.
7. to become less strict or severe; grow milder.
8. to reduce or stop work, effort, application, etc., esp. for the sake of rest or recreation.
9. to release oneself from inhibition, worry, tension, etc.
=D
WOAH DUDE! u need to relax…
Oh the world that is the internet
wow.. u know.. fighting over update’s isn’t really the brightest idea grab a damn brain
Gees, everyone. Shut up. It’ll be updated when it’s updated. Give the guy a break!
Why don’t you go outside and play frisbee or something?
GOSH
Why does Jade come on here and ruin the hilarity of comics by pressing some position. Just laugh and let the comic do the commenting.
a
b
c
d
e
PENIS
wtf is with the alphabet thing?
lol itwas funnie XD
Hey Enzo, Hope you don’t mind, but i am planning on plastering my binders with CUEK comics this semester, they’re so funny and i’ve gotten ALL of my friends hooked!
Here, here! I second that. Well said!
You my friend deserve props beyong belief.
I just hate how some people can be so inconsiderate….its not very becoming. By the way, sweet purple ribbon haha.
What?!?!
Dude. Firstly, you should be glad that Enzo is doing this. Lets us view his great arts, so what he is late, life is more important. He doesn’t deserve sh*t from you. So stfu.