Discussion (77) ¬

  1. Angel

    I like the third box :) it reminds me of my friend and thanks for making time to make this strip Enzo :D

  2. Evey

    Grey scalf guy cant be a real man, any real man would have an expression like the other 3.

    • SincerlyAlice

      I always enjoy reading your comics.

      They never get more than a giggle out of me, but nonetheless, it’s become a daily chore to check this site.
      Very interesting. To say the least.
      Keep up the fabulous work.

      • moistlipwig

        Consider getting google reader. That way you can just check that every day and get really excited when you see a little bold 1 next to CEUK.

      • Illumi

        A CHORE!?!? Checking CUEK (get the name right moistlipwig) may be a daily RITUAL, or a HABIT, but NOT A CHORE! Enzo, this is one of your best works. Though if a man is a slut, I believe the correct term is a “player”. It’s not nearly as derogatory as “slut” for some reason, and among male circles can even be considered a compliment. For example, imagine a group of college guys saying to another guy, “check it out, it’s player!” Now imagine a group of college girls (and for once, DON’T imagine them naked) saying to another college girl, “check it out, it’s the slut!” The tones aren’t really the same, are they? Anyway… Enzo, keep up the great work! Well done!

    • Jojo

      1st off the scarf guys name is Frank i think. (ome of my friends on face book told me). 2nd the real dude is dreaming this and since his father is cruel to him i am not surprised if hes acting like its not a big deal.

    • Taneer

      It’s Frank, are you really surprised?

  3. Knezza

    I have 1 correction…

    Boys cannot b sluts, When a Guy sleeps with a bunch of Girls, He is a Legend. I did not make this rule, it is society’s.
    I agree with the first 1, Guys can b anorexic. Daniel Johns of Silverchair was anorexic and even wrote a song about it (Anna’s Song).
    And in the last slide… Google ‘Pain Olympics – Final Round’. Not for the faint hearted.

    • Somebody's Only Light

      But how do you know if a girl sleeps with a bunch of guys, why isn’t she a legend? You have a rather small brain, my friend.

      • There's No Sympathy For The Dead

        uh, no.

        a guy is a legend because probably about 80% of all guys aim to be or would like to be a “slut”, therefore respect the guys that are.

        a chick is a slut, because she loses respect from her friends and guys from sleeping around.

        its called a double standard; no one set it up intentionally, its just how minds differ between the sexes.

      • Knezza

        Because, I am friends with a few girls who would be stereotyped as ‘sluts’. And besides the fact that 1 played with my best mates heart until he wanted to “B43 Life” she is actually a very interesting and funny person. And even her ‘slut’ friends call her a slut behind her back.

        • Illumi

          HOLY SHIT! Knezza, I watched Pain Olympics – Final Round, and all I have to say is HOLY SHIT! There’s no way that’s real! What the hell was that!? Why would you know about anything like that!? That was some MESSED UP SHIT!

    • Knezza

      I’d also like to say on your comment Jade, I was just my observation on the different between the mindset of Guys and Girls. I have only spent 17 years on this earth but for most of that time I have spent my time watching how others interact with one another. My own quiet social study if you will. And this is simply just one of the things i have found. You are simply what I refer to as a ‘Renegade’. A person who doesn’t agree with “Popular Society’s” rules and follows their. Congratulations! You are an independent human being who is not conforming to the norm.

      • Knezza

        TY. I’m just glad there is another person in the world that thinks for themselves. Makes a change from all the ‘Robots’. It gets rather predictable after a while, like a bad Daytime Soap.

      • Knezza

        lol, nice.

      • noneofyourbuisnesswhatmynameis

        i use the term “lemmings”.

      • Different Perspective

        Just a thought; have you guys ever REALLY got to know a ‘droid’/'lemming’ or 2? Sure, they may act in popular opinion in order to gain it, but if you spend a couple days spending time with ‘one’, you find they that usually don’t agree with their actions. I find it too off-tend the non-’droids’ bashing the ‘droids’ when they haven’t taken the time to get to known them.
        I’ve known a slut who i bad at reaching out for love, and one of the better poets I know. I’ve known a bully who got beat by his father every time he got home and never learned how to make friends.

        So before you right people off as ‘droids’ by what they say/think, try taking a look at what they really think.

    • cantfindagoodname

      you are correct, but they can be sluts too, some guys go for anybody, and everybody

  4. James

    Lol at frank, he is never suprised anymore.

  5. BLARGH!

    I would have to disagree. It is not a chore. Chores are things you dislike doing.You could say it has become a hobby of mine. DEVO!!! THIRTEEN DAYS! I almost cried everyday when something new was not up. And it wasnt even animated =[
    I do however love the last box. You should continue on that or something….

  6. Chrissy

    Guys do PMS, so the bleeding genital thing works out.
    Lmao.

  7. Cezar

    Though one! :) )

  8. machete

    ROFL’d at the last one! :D

  9. judas

    YES! IT WAS SO WORTH THE WAIT >..< I THINK I PISS MY PANTS LAUGHING.0.0

  10. Evey

    Haha love the update at the top aswell! Poor Zeke!

  11. Mel

    Ha, I love this comic, and I’m so glad you updated! I also like the updates at the top. Good stuff. Thumbs up, Enzo!

  12. marbearr

    that was amazing i still laugh everytime i look at it

  13. Jeronetj3

    Nice comic Enzo, I didn’t know I could become that close to doing things like a girl :P
    And nice layout :P ‘Purple’ for the win! :)

  14. Brittni

    ahh! that’s quite an image right there. >.<
    love Frank’s expression in the last one, he just takes on everything with no surprise (that IS Frank, isn’t it? just guessing.)
    love the update part. keep up the good work! forget the people who are too impaitient, they’re forgetting that you don’t HAVE to do this, you choose to, and we should be grateful, not whiny little bitches.

  15. jphung

    LOL. although guys cant continually bleed for a week and still be alive though

  16. JakeIndigo;

    It’s my birthday! thanks for updating on it!
    it was a very nice surprise for me

  17. machete

    i just noticed Frank on the third panel.

    lól

  18. BARG

    nice advice on right click

  19. Somebody's Only Light

    Enzo, how would you know if guys bleed…there? I actually don’t really want to know anymore….Nevermind…

  20. Coban3

    i love what you did with the top of the site hahahah ^_^

  21. Other_Kat

    Luffin’ the 3rd panel XD

  22. Boomer

    This comic was absolutely hilarious and well worth the wait. :)

  23. Hobie

    Thanks so much for the new comic, the wait was worth it,. Maybe the comment hounds will gnaw on this for a while and give you time to breath :P .

  24. hello

    oh, so blue and green have a third wheel… yellow? (or am i just readin too much into this?)
    Very funny, Enzo! Keep up the good work! Good luck in school!
    Oh, and does the Zeke in NSC have anything to do with the Zeke in CUEK? Or is it just a name?

  25. Hanna

    And boys can be pregnant, too. :P

  26. Ninja Ion K8

    I shed manly tears for the bleeding dood. TT . TT

  27. Dan

    Ahahahah! Zeke’s reaction was priceless.

  28. gta0012

    Im not the only guy that bleeds from his genitals!!!

    • pandazoar

      You should PROBABLY get that looked at! IMMEDIATLY!!!

  29. asdf

    …………HAAHAHAHHAHAHAH

  30. about double-standards

    The difference between men & women on the whole “slut” double-standard phenomenon is simple. Sex drive comes mostly from testosterone, which men have heaps more of. Men aren’t wired to reject a hot girl, plain and simple. They’ve got nothing to lose and plenty to gain! They like sex and it’s good for the ego (which, ladies, is much more fragile than they make out and needs whatever support the guy can give it). Women, on the other hand, as well as having a smaller sex drive, have the risk of pregnancy, are less physically powerful than men and have a long history of being shunned for any sluttiness whatsoever. Now that religion isn’t such a huge influence on social attitudes towards women anymore, the reason this attitude is still around is that women generally have this ability to make much deeper friendship bonds than men, for whom emotional distance is an almost universal life philosophy, and therefore women should have no need to reassure their egos with one-night-stands and the like, especially since these are so much easier for women to find. That’s why slutty girls are seen as weak and slutty men walk with confidence. I don’t see how people can still be so confused over this.

  31. johannes!

    HE shoudl really get tht checked tht out! LOL ROFL! i love it

  32. Nathan

    Thank you! Well worth the ten days! This is probably my favorite one yet! PS Sorry if I was being an ass.

  33. Cleanupkill

    Love the final box along with “you should really get that checked out” lmao hugs welcome back enzo!

  34. Reignhart

    Great job as usual Enzo, keep rockin’…Keep making us Filipinos proud with your web comic. Hope you survive your hectic schedule, we can wait for any comic but if the guy who makes them falls ill…

  35. Cleanupkill

    How ya know I’m Filipino?

  36. burnt twinkie

    aaahhhh….. bliss. My parents yelled at me today, I got cheated out of ten dollars, and I got bitten in the ass by my cousin’s rabid dog. This comic has brought me out of my cesspool of misery and I nearly turned emo but am now cheered up. I actually did make my guy friend bleed in his nether regions before… he had lost my hw so got kinda fustrated… asians need to keep their rep so they need to keep their hw too… thanx for coming back enzo college is hell with a cruel twist. (my sister is in college and she bitces about it all the time)

  37. jams

    ROFLMAO at the last panel. LOL UTI FTL!!!

  38. Aleut2

    Haha, I just noticed the header change! Your right, Jade. Zeke is kind of an asshole, but I still find myself wanting it to turn out alright for him in the end. (Though, I always imagine him wearing a few new bruises, too)

    =P

  39. InfestedLawyer

    This turned into a Flame War fast.
    Fact: This is a Comic Strip, So therefore, this is a JOKE! It made us laugh, no sense in dissecting it into deep parts of society and the mental psych.

    • Cleanupkill

      Fact: We are people, So therefore, we take into mind that this is a JOKE. IT made us lol, we wonder why so we dive deep into it to try to understand it, if we didnt understand it we wouldn’t have lol. and since we are people, some of us can recall events and situations where this may have taken place. so further understanding and detail to share with other people. you sir have turn a comic strip into debate class! how dare you! hugs stop being so anal.

  40. kittypet

    omgness…… weird…… but true….

  41. lovely

    I like these there really interesting, please do some more.

  42. Arvy

    ohh poor guy!
    hahaha

  43. Rain

    ENZO!!!
    WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
    IT’S BEEN LIKE 2 WEEKS SINCE YOU PUT A COMIC UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    DRAW A NEW ONE!!!!!!!!!!!
    NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • shaniii

      yo, rain. chill. enzo has a life outside of cuek that is probably a lot more important too. alrightt?

    • glenselanroj

      hey, man. seriously, chill. Enzo’s got a life too, you know. Give him a break.

  44. Elaine

    Rain, relax.

  45. jianne

    LOL,. :p

  46. RAINISM

    nice… enzo i just realized that you were a filipino! XD lol

  47. will

    wow a lot of people are comin to this site you should be happy enzo!! :)

  48. ~EMOgirl~

    Frank is the only calm one lol

  49. LeRob_

    lol, win ^o^ ….. although im anorexic :(

  50. Coral

    OMFG THE LAST GUYS EXPRESSION IS AMAZING

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