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  1. Knezza

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    I have 1 correction…

    Boys cannot b sluts, When a Guy sleeps with a bunch of Girls, He is a Legend. I did not make this rule, it is society’s.
    I agree with the first 1, Guys can b anorexic. Daniel Johns of Silverchair was anorexic and even wrote a song about it (Anna’s Song).
    And in the last slide… Google ‘Pain Olympics – Final Round’. Not for the faint hearted.

    • Somebody's Only Light

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      But how do you know if a girl sleeps with a bunch of guys, why isn’t she a legend? You have a rather small brain, my friend.

      • There's No Sympathy For The Dead

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        uh, no.

        a guy is a legend because probably about 80% of all guys aim to be or would like to be a “slut”, therefore respect the guys that are.

        a chick is a slut, because she loses respect from her friends and guys from sleeping around.

        its called a double standard; no one set it up intentionally, its just how minds differ between the sexes.

        • carter

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          ther really interesting um you continue to do more

      • Knezza

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        Because, I am friends with a few girls who would be stereotyped as ‘sluts’. And besides the fact that 1 played with my best mates heart until he wanted to “B43 Life” she is actually a very interesting and funny person. And even her ‘slut’ friends call her a slut behind her back.

        • Illumi

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          HOLY SHIT! Knezza, I watched Pain Olympics – Final Round, and all I have to say is HOLY SHIT! There’s no way that’s real! What the hell was that!? Why would you know about anything like that!? That was some MESSED UP SHIT!

    • Knezza

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      I’d also like to say on your comment Jade, I was just my observation on the different between the mindset of Guys and Girls. I have only spent 17 years on this earth but for most of that time I have spent my time watching how others interact with one another. My own quiet social study if you will. And this is simply just one of the things i have found. You are simply what I refer to as a ‘Renegade’. A person who doesn’t agree with “Popular Society’s” rules and follows their. Congratulations! You are an independent human being who is not conforming to the norm.

      • Knezza

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        TY. I’m just glad there is another person in the world that thinks for themselves. Makes a change from all the ‘Robots’. It gets rather predictable after a while, like a bad Daytime Soap.

      • Knezza

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        lol, nice.

      • noneofyourbuisnesswhatmynameis

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        i use the term “lemmings”.

      • Different Perspective

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        Just a thought; have you guys ever REALLY got to know a ‘droid’/'lemming’ or 2? Sure, they may act in popular opinion in order to gain it, but if you spend a couple days spending time with ‘one’, you find they that usually don’t agree with their actions. I find it too off-tend the non-’droids’ bashing the ‘droids’ when they haven’t taken the time to get to known them.
        I’ve known a slut who i bad at reaching out for love, and one of the better poets I know. I’ve known a bully who got beat by his father every time he got home and never learned how to make friends.

        So before you right people off as ‘droids’ by what they say/think, try taking a look at what they really think.

    • cantfindagoodname

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      you are correct, but they can be sluts too, some guys go for anybody, and everybody

      • Chris

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        oh this this mean the conversation is over

  2. Angel

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    I like the third box :) it reminds me of my friend and thanks for making time to make this strip Enzo :D

  3. James

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    Lol at frank, he is never suprised anymore.

    • what

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      after whats he’s been through, he should

  4. BLARGH!

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    I would have to disagree. It is not a chore. Chores are things you dislike doing.You could say it has become a hobby of mine. DEVO!!! THIRTEEN DAYS! I almost cried everyday when something new was not up. And it wasnt even animated =[
    I do however love the last box. You should continue on that or something….

  5. Chrissy

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    Guys do PMS, so the bleeding genital thing works out.
    Lmao.

  6. Cezar

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    Though one! :) )

  7. machete

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    ROFL’d at the last one! :D

  8. judas

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    YES! IT WAS SO WORTH THE WAIT >..< I THINK I PISS MY PANTS LAUGHING.0.0

  9. Evey

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    Haha love the update at the top aswell! Poor Zeke!

  10. Mel

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    Ha, I love this comic, and I’m so glad you updated! I also like the updates at the top. Good stuff. Thumbs up, Enzo!

  11. marbearr

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    that was amazing i still laugh everytime i look at it

  12. Jeronetj3

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    Nice comic Enzo, I didn’t know I could become that close to doing things like a girl :P
    And nice layout :P ‘Purple’ for the win! :)

    • Kaplowitz

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      Or stab his eye O_o (C&H Reference)
      The Purple Shirted Eye Stabber lives on!

  13. Brittni

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    ahh! that’s quite an image right there. >.<
    love Frank’s expression in the last one, he just takes on everything with no surprise (that IS Frank, isn’t it? just guessing.)
    love the update part. keep up the good work! forget the people who are too impaitient, they’re forgetting that you don’t HAVE to do this, you choose to, and we should be grateful, not whiny little bitches.

  14. jphung

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    LOL. although guys cant continually bleed for a week and still be alive though

  15. JakeIndigo;

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    It’s my birthday! thanks for updating on it!
    it was a very nice surprise for me

    • Enzo

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      Happy Birthday!

      • JakeIndigo;

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        thanks Enzo!
        keep doing this Good With cuek!

  16. machete

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    i just noticed Frank on the third panel.

    lól

  17. BARG

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    nice advice on right click

  18. Somebody's Only Light

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    Enzo, how would you know if guys bleed…there? I actually don’t really want to know anymore….Nevermind…

  19. Coban3

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    i love what you did with the top of the site hahahah ^_^

  20. Other_Kat

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    Luffin’ the 3rd panel XD

  21. Boomer

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    This comic was absolutely hilarious and well worth the wait. :)

  22. Hobie

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    Thanks so much for the new comic, the wait was worth it,. Maybe the comment hounds will gnaw on this for a while and give you time to breath :P .

    • Enzo

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      Here’s hoping!

      • DomPrez

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        Hope…lol…
        that’s funnier then the strip…

  23. hello

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    oh, so blue and green have a third wheel… yellow? (or am i just readin too much into this?)
    Very funny, Enzo! Keep up the good work! Good luck in school!
    Oh, and does the Zeke in NSC have anything to do with the Zeke in CUEK? Or is it just a name?

  24. Hanna

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    And boys can be pregnant, too. :P

  25. Ninja Ion K8

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    I shed manly tears for the bleeding dood. TT . TT

  26. Dan

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    Ahahahah! Zeke’s reaction was priceless.

  27. gta0012

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    Im not the only guy that bleeds from his genitals!!!

    • pandazoar

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      You should PROBABLY get that looked at! IMMEDIATLY!!!

  28. asdf

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    …………HAAHAHAHHAHAHAH

  29. about double-standards

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    The difference between men & women on the whole “slut” double-standard phenomenon is simple. Sex drive comes mostly from testosterone, which men have heaps more of. Men aren’t wired to reject a hot girl, plain and simple. They’ve got nothing to lose and plenty to gain! They like sex and it’s good for the ego (which, ladies, is much more fragile than they make out and needs whatever support the guy can give it). Women, on the other hand, as well as having a smaller sex drive, have the risk of pregnancy, are less physically powerful than men and have a long history of being shunned for any sluttiness whatsoever. Now that religion isn’t such a huge influence on social attitudes towards women anymore, the reason this attitude is still around is that women generally have this ability to make much deeper friendship bonds than men, for whom emotional distance is an almost universal life philosophy, and therefore women should have no need to reassure their egos with one-night-stands and the like, especially since these are so much easier for women to find. That’s why slutty girls are seen as weak and slutty men walk with confidence. I don’t see how people can still be so confused over this.

  30. johannes!

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    HE shoudl really get tht checked tht out! LOL ROFL! i love it

  31. Nathan

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    Thank you! Well worth the ten days! This is probably my favorite one yet! PS Sorry if I was being an ass.

  32. Cleanupkill

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    Love the final box along with “you should really get that checked out” lmao hugs welcome back enzo!

  33. Reignhart

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    Great job as usual Enzo, keep rockin’…Keep making us Filipinos proud with your web comic. Hope you survive your hectic schedule, we can wait for any comic but if the guy who makes them falls ill…

  34. Cleanupkill

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    How ya know I’m Filipino?

  35. burnt twinkie

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    aaahhhh….. bliss. My parents yelled at me today, I got cheated out of ten dollars, and I got bitten in the ass by my cousin’s rabid dog. This comic has brought me out of my cesspool of misery and I nearly turned emo but am now cheered up. I actually did make my guy friend bleed in his nether regions before… he had lost my hw so got kinda fustrated… asians need to keep their rep so they need to keep their hw too… thanx for coming back enzo college is hell with a cruel twist. (my sister is in college and she bitces about it all the time)

  36. jams

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    ROFLMAO at the last panel. LOL UTI FTL!!!

  37. Aleut2

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    Haha, I just noticed the header change! Your right, Jade. Zeke is kind of an asshole, but I still find myself wanting it to turn out alright for him in the end. (Though, I always imagine him wearing a few new bruises, too)

    =P

  38. InfestedLawyer

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    This turned into a Flame War fast.
    Fact: This is a Comic Strip, So therefore, this is a JOKE! It made us laugh, no sense in dissecting it into deep parts of society and the mental psych.

    • Cleanupkill

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      Fact: We are people, So therefore, we take into mind that this is a JOKE. IT made us lol, we wonder why so we dive deep into it to try to understand it, if we didnt understand it we wouldn’t have lol. and since we are people, some of us can recall events and situations where this may have taken place. so further understanding and detail to share with other people. you sir have turn a comic strip into debate class! how dare you! hugs stop being so anal.

  39. kittypet

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    omgness…… weird…… but true….

  40. lovely

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    I like these there really interesting, please do some more.

  41. Arvy

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    ohh poor guy!
    hahaha

  42. Rain

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    ENZO!!!
    WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
    IT’S BEEN LIKE 2 WEEKS SINCE YOU PUT A COMIC UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    DRAW A NEW ONE!!!!!!!!!!!
    NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • shaniii

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      yo, rain. chill. enzo has a life outside of cuek that is probably a lot more important too. alrightt?

    • glenselanroj

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      hey, man. seriously, chill. Enzo’s got a life too, you know. Give him a break.

  43. Elaine

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    Rain, relax.

  44. jianne

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    LOL,. :p

  45. RAINISM

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    nice… enzo i just realized that you were a filipino! XD lol

  46. will

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    wow a lot of people are comin to this site you should be happy enzo!! :)

  47. LeRob_

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    lol, win ^o^ ….. although im anorexic :(

  48. ~EMOgirl~

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    Frank is the only calm one lol

  49. Coral

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    OMFG THE LAST GUYS EXPRESSION IS AMAZING

  50. jzjess23

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    LOL so true! :)

  51. Evey

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    Grey scalf guy cant be a real man, any real man would have an expression like the other 3.

    • SincerlyAlice

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      I always enjoy reading your comics.

      They never get more than a giggle out of me, but nonetheless, it’s become a daily chore to check this site.
      Very interesting. To say the least.
      Keep up the fabulous work.

      • moistlipwig

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        Consider getting google reader. That way you can just check that every day and get really excited when you see a little bold 1 next to CEUK.

      • Illumi

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        A CHORE!?!? Checking CUEK (get the name right moistlipwig) may be a daily RITUAL, or a HABIT, but NOT A CHORE! Enzo, this is one of your best works. Though if a man is a slut, I believe the correct term is a “player”. It’s not nearly as derogatory as “slut” for some reason, and among male circles can even be considered a compliment. For example, imagine a group of college guys saying to another guy, “check it out, it’s player!” Now imagine a group of college girls (and for once, DON’T imagine them naked) saying to another college girl, “check it out, it’s the slut!” The tones aren’t really the same, are they? Anyway… Enzo, keep up the great work! Well done!

        • MAKRAKEN

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          When you said don’t imagine them naked, I had to.
          Reverse psychology. :<

    • Jojo

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      1st off the scarf guys name is Frank i think. (ome of my friends on face book told me). 2nd the real dude is dreaming this and since his father is cruel to him i am not surprised if hes acting like its not a big deal.

    • Taneer

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      It’s Frank, are you really surprised?

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