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  1. Enzo

    First

    • OldFag

      Second in a illegal way

    • tonks

      lmao, “first” XD
      and i LOVE (……….who is that? Zeke, maybe?) Zeke’s face in the third panel. just love it. hahahahaha!

      • Illumi

        Their faces are hilarious. Zeke and Frank have even girlier starstruck expressions than purple and her friend. The thing Zeke is doing with his right leg perfects it. Well done, Enzo! The funny is in the details, and you NAILED IT!

  2. Joelyjoel

    Damn. We been firsted by enzo. Nice comic lol.

  3. noneofyourbuisnesswhatmynameis

    Third: a new personal record.
    *grin*

  4. noneofyourbuisnesswhatmynameis

    also i am shocked that frank is showing anything but indifference.

    • FrankWins

      the only thing that could change Frank’s indiferrence face: hornyness

  5. Twilighter

    You spelled his name wrong. It’s “Pattinson.”

    • AWESOME

      Actually, it is Pattison. But who gives a fuck, Twilight Sucks.

      • XxUnwantedxX

        buuuuuurn

      • Anon

        No, It’s Pattinson.
        But I agree, Twilight sucks.
        But dammmnnn that Taylor Lautner :P

    • BURN

      lol twilight dose suck !

      OH DOUBLE BURN !
      =P

    • insanenessss

      there are two tees enzo just connected to line on top of them. and twilight doesn’t suck and yes….. taylor is CUTE

  6. palm_a_granite

    haha. very nice enzo

  7. oseilar

    I’ve been a little disappointed with the comics lately, the recent ones all got a chuckle (which is better than some other webcomics), but none made me laugh as much as some of the older ones did. This one was just hilarious, glad to see one of this caliber again.

  8. canadamaggot

    OH NOES 8(
    Where are their feetsies?? :o

    Other then that, good work :p

  9. ComaWhite

    OMFG it’s so fucking true. XD

    Srsly though, how are girls so attracted
    to that guy? Isn’t there some petition joke
    going around to get him to shower?

    • Katie

      i know what you mean.
      i am not gonna lie, loved the books.
      and there are old pictures of the guy they were originally going to cast as edward and he was hot.. robert pattison is just, well, dirty. egh.

  10. Loser

    When you’re dying for new ones to come up, they seem funnier.

    I was laughing from the first panel all the way to the last then the hovertext CAWK joke.

    I seriously don’t even know the actors of Twilight, but somehow I knew this was about Twilight?

    • Luckysam28

      he did another comic about twilight, u probably recognized the character from that.

      awesome comic btw xD

  11. Morceman

    Honestly, I see FAR too many freak… I mean FANgirls for that wierd looking Twilight dude, where Megan Fox doesn’t seem to have nearly as strong of a following. At least, I don’t notice every other straight male human going gaga over a perfectly hot girl…

  12. ProfessorKatz

    Megan Fox is hot

    • TodaysTS

      She was after first transformers but after second I realized she was just a dumb tease.

      • MeganSchmocks

        Really? You didn’t notice her “ehh, what are you, like, a robot” dialogue? It was painful to watch, really.

    • machete

      no she’s not. looks like 3dsm model screenshot improved in photoshop
      i would absolutely, unquestionably overlook her on the street

      • TheresNoSympathyForTheDead

        Well then, your probably gay

        • Jordan10la

          Chances are

        • machete

          nah, I’m just not American.

          she’s got no flaws but she doesn’t have that special something either

        • Chris

          That’s what the gay people say to hide it

        • Q

          the comments on this comment make me so happy inside, i could fart unicorns

        • anonymous

          hehe GAY!!

        • TheresNoSympathyForTheDead

          im not american either, and do you see me claiming the fact that megan fox is unnattractive?

          no

          the fact is you like riding penis.

  13. Hobie

    Lol well even though Megan Fox isn’t the ultimate girl I would go gaga over, I find this comic strip funny. :3

    • Jordan10la

      Make it Allison Harvard and I would die of happiness then and there.

      • TheresNoSympathyForTheDead

        Allison Harvard.

        really?

        • Jordan10la

          Many times over.

        • Enzo

          Is dat sum Creepy-chan?

          I like her, she’s pretty.

  14. Jordan10la

    At least Megan Fox washes her hair.

  15. Illumi

    I think Zeke needs a distinguishing characteristic. He’s the only ongoing character that doesn’t have one. Even random other people, like the guys screaming at the person bleeding from his genitals, had colored ties. Zeke needs something to distinguish him from when you draw random other people! Some black shoes, perhaps?

    • machete

      no, no, no I think the point is Zeke is a random guy

      • Chris

        that or since everyone else has something on them that having no clothes is what makes Zeke special also the fact that he hangs out with Frank

    • Elli

      I think that’s the point.

      Everyone has a “distinguishing feature” except Zeke. That, in a way, is his distinguishing feature.

  16. Brittni

    ha! it’s true, man. (although, i’m a girl, and i like Twilight, but I think Rob Pattinson is disgusting and needs a shower.)

  17. Cleanupkill

    I really miss the story lines.

  18. 0per4t0r

    Lol. the face on Enzo’s friend in the last panel was priceless.

    • wtf

      ENZO’s friend??? You sure you dont mean frank? Or zeke???
      Although enzo might probably be flattered, i doubt hes in it =)

      • Anonymous

        If you have read No Spring Chicken, the other webcomic enzo has done one of the main characters is named zeke, and appears to be enzo’s friend, sort of. I wonder if there is some sort of connection…

  19. Nathan

    My god.. This one is awesome..

  20. Omar

    Wow, zeke has 2 tongues O_o

    • Anon

      Double the pleasure *raises eyebrows suggestively*

  21. Milica

    Love it :) ))) So funny…..

  22. Hobie

    Hey Enzo love the new banner. ^_^

  23. Elli

    Megan Fox: The Reason Your Girlfriend Won’t Let You See Transformers.

  24. amber[UD]

    when i seen this i was like
    “Omiigawwhd. All the people are PALE AND BALD”.
    But then I was like
    “Ohhh. So thats ROB!” :D

  25. xbOw00

    Aww, the new banner is so sad. D:

  26. Cleanupkill

    Sweet banner! But still dam school!
    ()

  27. kittypet

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! NICE!! THATS A GOOD ONE!!!!

  28. Britlovescheetos

    LMAO BAHAHAHAHHA…!!! XD

  29. Shane

    In the third panel, it looks like he’s got a second tongue.

  30. Somebody's Only Light

    All the boys at my school are obsessed with Megan Fox. Not much of a Rob fan myself, but still, they are such hypocrites.

  31. janica

    My friends like Rob. ARGH. :|
    –> This is the comic I first ever saw from enzo because my instructor used it as an example for creative writing class. :D Nice work!

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