Discussion (73 Comments)

  1. Enzo

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    First

    • OldFag

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      Second in a illegal way

      • Drew

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        ALT TEXT FOR THE WIN.
        DURP I’M THIRD.

    • tonks

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      lmao, “first” XD
      and i LOVE (……….who is that? Zeke, maybe?) Zeke’s face in the third panel. just love it. hahahahaha!

      • Illumi

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        Their faces are hilarious. Zeke and Frank have even girlier starstruck expressions than purple and her friend. The thing Zeke is doing with his right leg perfects it. Well done, Enzo! The funny is in the details, and you NAILED IT!

        • Drew

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          That’s not purple, that’s magenta. Duuuhhh.

        • glenselanroj

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          erm, actually illumi’s right. that IS Purple. I mean her name IS Purple.

  2. Joelyjoel

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    Damn. We been firsted by enzo. Nice comic lol.

  3. noneofyourbuisnesswhatmynameis

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    Third: a new personal record.
    *grin*

  4. noneofyourbuisnesswhatmynameis

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    also i am shocked that frank is showing anything but indifference.

    • FrankWins

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      the only thing that could change Frank’s indiferrence face: hornyness

  5. Twilighter

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    You spelled his name wrong. It’s “Pattinson.”

    • AWESOME

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      Actually, it is Pattison. But who gives a fuck, Twilight Sucks.

      • XxUnwantedxX

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        buuuuuurn

      • Anon

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        No, It’s Pattinson.
        But I agree, Twilight sucks.
        But dammmnnn that Taylor Lautner :P

      • CrazyEMOchick

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        i totally agree twighlight SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • BURN

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      lol twilight dose suck !

      OH DOUBLE BURN !
      =P

    • insanenessss

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      there are two tees enzo just connected to line on top of them. and twilight doesn’t suck and yes….. taylor is CUTE

  6. palm_a_granite

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    haha. very nice enzo

  7. oseilar

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    I’ve been a little disappointed with the comics lately, the recent ones all got a chuckle (which is better than some other webcomics), but none made me laugh as much as some of the older ones did. This one was just hilarious, glad to see one of this caliber again.

  8. canadamaggot

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    OH NOES 8(
    Where are their feetsies?? :o

    Other then that, good work :p

  9. ComaWhite

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    OMFG it’s so fucking true. XD

    Srsly though, how are girls so attracted
    to that guy? Isn’t there some petition joke
    going around to get him to shower?

    • Katie

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      i know what you mean.
      i am not gonna lie, loved the books.
      and there are old pictures of the guy they were originally going to cast as edward and he was hot.. robert pattison is just, well, dirty. egh.

  10. Loser

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    When you’re dying for new ones to come up, they seem funnier.

    I was laughing from the first panel all the way to the last then the hovertext CAWK joke.

    I seriously don’t even know the actors of Twilight, but somehow I knew this was about Twilight?

    • Luckysam28

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      he did another comic about twilight, u probably recognized the character from that.

      awesome comic btw xD

  11. Morceman

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    Honestly, I see FAR too many freak… I mean FANgirls for that wierd looking Twilight dude, where Megan Fox doesn’t seem to have nearly as strong of a following. At least, I don’t notice every other straight male human going gaga over a perfectly hot girl…

  12. ProfessorKatz

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    Megan Fox is hot

    • TodaysTS

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      She was after first transformers but after second I realized she was just a dumb tease.

      • MeganSchmocks

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        Really? You didn’t notice her “ehh, what are you, like, a robot” dialogue? It was painful to watch, really.

    • machete

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      no she’s not. looks like 3dsm model screenshot improved in photoshop
      i would absolutely, unquestionably overlook her on the street

      • TheresNoSympathyForTheDead

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        Well then, your probably gay

        • Jordan10la

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          Chances are

        • machete

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          nah, I’m just not American.

          she’s got no flaws but she doesn’t have that special something either

        • Chris

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          That’s what the gay people say to hide it

        • Q

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          the comments on this comment make me so happy inside, i could fart unicorns

        • anonymous

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          hehe GAY!!

        • TheresNoSympathyForTheDead

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          im not american either, and do you see me claiming the fact that megan fox is unnattractive?

          no

          the fact is you like riding penis.

  13. Hobie

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    Lol well even though Megan Fox isn’t the ultimate girl I would go gaga over, I find this comic strip funny. :3

    • Jordan10la

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      Make it Allison Harvard and I would die of happiness then and there.

      • TheresNoSympathyForTheDead

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        Allison Harvard.

        really?

        • Jordan10la

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          Many times over.

        • Enzo

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          Is dat sum Creepy-chan?

          I like her, she’s pretty.

  14. Jordan10la

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    At least Megan Fox washes her hair.

  15. Illumi

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    I think Zeke needs a distinguishing characteristic. He’s the only ongoing character that doesn’t have one. Even random other people, like the guys screaming at the person bleeding from his genitals, had colored ties. Zeke needs something to distinguish him from when you draw random other people! Some black shoes, perhaps?

    • machete

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      no, no, no I think the point is Zeke is a random guy

      • Chris

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        that or since everyone else has something on them that having no clothes is what makes Zeke special also the fact that he hangs out with Frank

    • Elli

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      I think that’s the point.

      Everyone has a “distinguishing feature” except Zeke. That, in a way, is his distinguishing feature.

  16. Brittni

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    ha! it’s true, man. (although, i’m a girl, and i like Twilight, but I think Rob Pattinson is disgusting and needs a shower.)

  17. Cleanupkill

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    I really miss the story lines.

  18. 0per4t0r

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    Lol. the face on Enzo’s friend in the last panel was priceless.

    • wtf

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      ENZO’s friend??? You sure you dont mean frank? Or zeke???
      Although enzo might probably be flattered, i doubt hes in it =)

      • Anonymous

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        If you have read No Spring Chicken, the other webcomic enzo has done one of the main characters is named zeke, and appears to be enzo’s friend, sort of. I wonder if there is some sort of connection…

  19. Nathan

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    My god.. This one is awesome..

  20. Omar

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    Wow, zeke has 2 tongues O_o

    • Anon

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      Double the pleasure *raises eyebrows suggestively*

  21. Milica

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    Love it :) ))) So funny…..

  22. Hobie

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    Hey Enzo love the new banner. ^_^

  23. Elli

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    Megan Fox: The Reason Your Girlfriend Won’t Let You See Transformers.

    • BARG

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      Robert Pattison: The reason Your Girlfriend Will MAKE you see Twilight ¬¬

      • canadamaggot

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        BA-ZING!!

      • Elli

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        Maybe if she wants to barf. D: He’s a fug.

    • Knezza

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      My GF is bi. As long as we dry up each other’s droll its all good.

  24. amber[UD]

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    when i seen this i was like
    “Omiigawwhd. All the people are PALE AND BALD”.
    But then I was like
    “Ohhh. So thats ROB!” :D

  25. xbOw00

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    Aww, the new banner is so sad. D:

  26. Cleanupkill

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    Sweet banner! But still dam school!
    ()

  27. kittypet

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! NICE!! THATS A GOOD ONE!!!!

  28. Britlovescheetos

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    LMAO BAHAHAHAHHA…!!! XD

  29. Shane

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    In the third panel, it looks like he’s got a second tongue.

  30. Somebody's Only Light

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    All the boys at my school are obsessed with Megan Fox. Not much of a Rob fan myself, but still, they are such hypocrites.

  31. janica

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    My friends like Rob. ARGH. :|
    –> This is the comic I first ever saw from enzo because my instructor used it as an example for creative writing class. :D Nice work!

  32. real emo kid

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    oh dear god i just saw a add 4 bratz.com insert gag here :)

  33. real emo kid

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    emo face (-_//)

  34. CrazyEMOchick

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    i hate edward T.T and jacob and twighlight :P

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