Discussion (96) ¬

  1. Dkje

    women take 10 minutes. we take 10 miliseconds.

    • Person

      I knew my boyfriend for months befoe either one of us started to realize the other was damn good looking so I wouldn’t say it takes 10 minutes, or seconds, or milisecond…

      • Anon

        I really do want to tell you how conceited that sounds, or how much bullshit was stuffed into that particular comment, but I have people to do, things to see, places to go, ya know, the usual.

        • Alphy

          Why is everyone freaking out… It really is a personal thing, like I knew my girlfriend for almost a year… But other people meet out of nowhere.

      • Jinxslave

        Yea……I’m calling bullshit on this

  2. Dkje

    3.3 milisecs to scan her face, 3.3 for her bod, and 3.3 for “to bang or not to bang.” 0.1 to process (:

  3. Dahnza

    Yay, about time for another Enzo haha Good job X)

  4. machete

    where is my Kanye – Swayze joke? :(

  5. cherrytwiz

    updated!
    yay!
    I LOVE YOU!

  6. Cezar

    Now this is awesome! =)) I really liked it!

  7. Tim

    aaaand were back :D with limited commercial interuptions…dam….

  8. Austyn

    Haha! Definetly Frank! Thanks for making one, its been a few weeks that you haven’t done any comics. >_<

  9. Abi

    You have no idea how happy I am to see this xD
    This was ace :) xx

  10. Hobie

    Glad to see your back in action man, knowing the BS you went through and all. Made me laugh and it cool to see a new chick :3.

  11. Kaplowitz

    Making fun of fat people is america’s favorite pastime.

    • Malexhe

      That, and stuffing their mouths with deep fried twinkies.

  12. ProfessorKatz

    It’s all about the boobs…
    I mean…
    personality?

  13. TabbyKat

    Haha, I love it

  14. bubbles

    Is that a new ribbon i see?!

    • OldFag

      indeed it is!

      • Taneer

        It’s not at all a new bow. It’s the couple who had been “Trying new things”, i.e, sexual fetishes.

        • Jeronetj3

          He doesn’t mean the two arguing…?

    • Jack

      No, that’s Green. Remember, her and Blue were in all those sexual fetish comics?

  15. Orange Jello

    Woo! Words cannot express how excited I am to see a new comic! Welcome back, Enzo. =D

  16. Brittni

    Frankkkkk. <3

    glad you have the updates back! :)

  17. Jeronetj3

    Any guy has played the game: “How would you rate her?”
    The whole meaning of that game is meant to rate a women within those 10 seconds ^^.
    Green ribbon: 6 out of 10
    Teal ribbon: 4 out of 10 (due to her fatness ^^.)

    • machete

      man, 10 is waaay too much, unless she turns around and shows the ugly side. Dx

  18. ajskljafkjasda

    meh

  19. Amber Williams

    Haha. I love it! :)
    Good job. :)

  20. Loser

    This needs swearing.

    And barfing.

    And bleeding.

    And crying.

  21. Rhyde

    I recon 10 minutes is refering to the time it took him to think this up :P

  22. Ennah

    Is she green or blue? or am I color blind. xD

  23. Hobie

    the girl asking the question is green, the girl at the booth is teal.

  24. Joe

    Oh, hey, is this a cameo of Turqouise, Zeke’s new love interest?

  25. CR4NK!

    FAT!
    I mean..
    AWESOME!

  26. Silent Pete

    10 seconds for balance out to this.
    5 seconds to scan body.
    5 seconds to hear her talk.
    If either one offends me, see ya!

  27. jake

    lol……… the look on franks eyes made me pee my pants(not really) but nearly
    lol FAT!!!!!!!!!!! takes me 2 seconds to scan body 3 seconds to see her physical personality

  28. Andrea

    Haha, yet another lovely strip.

  29. burnttwinkie

    Frank must be getting upset about all the fat people in our country these days…. we gotta find him a Brazilian supermodel somewhere….

  30. AmaziinAsian

    haha! Fabulous.

  31. IZZY!

    sooooo there’s no more updates? k. you lie!

  32. Caribou

    sooo it seems like hes slipped back into acoma or something….

    • RubyRose

      OH NO! The Fat Karma really DID come and sit on him…

  33. kikai

    Dude, I love ur comic! is there anything we can do to help u hurry up? cuz i think i speak for all of us when i say: NEW COMIC :P

  34. BARG

    damn, a Fat girl killed you for insulting her?

  35. yoshimario88

    enzo, what’s up man? i hope youre not dead love the comic, hope things are goin well, but missin the updates….

  36. oppositeofemo88

    so much for this comic….

  37. burnttwinkie

    marco…..enzo say polo and up date plz?

  38. xbOw00

    Guys, Enzo’s in school, and I’m PRETTY sure these take a while to draw and make up the storyline for, so would you mind cutting it out? If you want a more mechanical update every two days or something, go start your own comic strip. Some of you politely ask for a new update, but some of you are just plain rude.

    • poochcol

      UPDATE MOAR U BITHC

      • xbOw00

        I don’t care if it’s sarcasm, but I applaud you for being ignorant.

  39. ToxicKiss

    Seriously…….guys this is getting annoying this comics are amazing, so you just have to wait…during Xmas break there will be more time and it will be updated more often till than just RELAX and stop your bitchin

  40. DomPrez

    NEW COMIC!!!
    “A day in the life on Enzo”

    [file]http://www.cheerupemokid.net/wp-content/upload/1255612745-cuek.bmp[/file]

  41. burnttwinkie

    Enzo here is a magical wand. *hands magical wand* Do whatever you want with it. =D maybe bash these stupid losers who keep on whining. keep your chin up Enzo, school’s a ***** but I know you’ll stick it right back up its ass. cheers.

  42. FrankWins

    wow just scanned your entire comics and didnt find one pun in the entire archive… new record for online comics

    • Cuekfan 2.0

      The butterfly stomach one is a pun…right?

  43. bigreader

    I check this page every day for a new update. I see all the people working themselves into a frenzy telling you to update more and getting angry at you, being rude, but honestly does it upset you or make you happy that people like your comic that much? Anyway, I want you to update too. Just thought I’d put in my two cents. Maybe you should scratch off the 1-2 times a week and put STFU I’ll post when I’m ready. Just a thought. Keep up the good work! :D

  44. dr mcninja

    we miss you enzo! hope everything is okay!

    • DomPrez

      is it really you? will u ever catch K.Rad? Does Sparklelord consume you? Will there ever be any more mountain dew????

  45. Claudia

    THIS IS FUCKIN AWESOME
    I FUCKIN LOVE THIS SHIT
    MUAHH PPLZZ
    BYE

    • jose

      lol u r a n00b btw thx for showing meh this site :P

      • BARG

        aver, de donde son? xD nombres extraños para este sitio

  46. Malexhe

    Usually, I try not to complain about missed updates but….
    GODDAMMIT ENZO, WHERE ARE YOU AND THE NEW COMICS?
    You’d think he got abducted by a bunch of sad aliens in desperate need of humor. DX

  47. BARG

    i think enzo really died this time…

  48. EverJay

    Where ARE you?

  49. Nathan

    I think it’s about time we set up a funeral for CUEK.

  50. Aquarius

    Really need to scratch out that ’1-2 times a week’ and put NEVER >.<

  51. oppositeofemo88

    he did say he was turning 21 in his last update…..sooooo uhhhh….maybe that 21st birthday didn’t go so well.

  52. Nathan

    Maybe Jade attacked him again?..

  53. landon

    i can understand takling a while to update but 4 weeks come on! i love te comics love the charectors but seriosly come on make some time please?

  54. Brittni

    he updated his twitter. so he IS alive.

    • Synphie

      UNLESS someone knows the pass to his Twitter account and is pretending to be him.

  55. daren

    ya hes probly dead

  56. DarkestSaint

    I think the Fat Karma caught up with enzo

  57. Rhyde

    I may as well delete this from my bookmarked websites and find an active comic to read…

  58. Brittni

    direct from his twitter:
    thanks for all the warm wishes and support– the comic is in works. just needed some time to clear my head. you won’t be disappointedd

    he’s alive, he’s coming back! (:

  59. Dahnza

    Sometimes people need time to sort out their lives, just give him a little more…

  60. BARG

    this site is dead

  61. heart

    for real, chill out. his life is more important than this comic strip. if he’s got other things going on, let him sort them out

    • gian

      Finally, someone with some sense…
      He doesn’t exist to make comics for us, he just makes them as a bonus. Cause he’s nice.

  62. Rhyde

    STFU.

    That is all.

  63. Emma

    THREE MONTHS!! WTF!!

    ok ok i just had to get that out there. I know I know..failed relationships…not a together life and such..but three months? c’mon man were all waiting. and I’ve just about died each time theres nothing new here… =[

  64. HEYYOU

    ITS NEW ITS NEW THERES A NNEEWWW ONNE

  65. SettledownSmileykid

    HES NOT DEAD!-!-!-!-!-!-!

    • itzKAMMY

      settle down smiley kid, they’re all joking. he did an update so you know he’s survivor (:

  66. janice239

    This is when I started following XD

  67. HappyGoth2272

    lmao the fat karma thing cracked me up

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