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  1. Bryan

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    Couldn’t another name for this be “Coke is the joke”? It has the added advantage of rhyming!

    • JPA32

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      That would kinda reveal the joke don’t you think?

      • Anonymous

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        The title is currently ‘The Joke is Cocaine”. So I don’t think anyone is worried about revealing the joke.

        • JPA32

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          The joke is that they’re snorting coca cola, if you say the joke is coke, not everyone is going to think cocaine and those that think coca cola already know the joke thus ruining it. So the title would reveal the joke to some people.

  2. Tomato

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    am I the only one who sees the picture of the two in the background as they were in earlier comics? Good show, Enzo. :D

  3. Morgean

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    didnt get it First time i read it but now i se Frank meant the Drug coke and not just the slang for cola…

    • hewhoisme

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      you sir, leave me in awe of your matchless genius and immunity to being targeted by sarcastic remarks.

      I applaud you.
      clap clap.

    • Anonymous

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      Derp hurr herp derpa durr

    • Mc

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      D’uh.

  4. xelalex

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    hahaha…
    i wanna try it.. :)

  5. Fr33domrider

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    Frank is the best comic character ever.

  6. hello

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    Enzo! I like how your drawing has gotten more detailed.

  7. Kazeiu

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    I like the new style of the alt text!

    • Enzo

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      Glad you noticed!

  8. Jamie

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    ROTFL <3

  9. margarita

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    cool he is drink to much coca cola

  10. Oturanjp12

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    Lmao… snorting ‘coke’ xD You just got to love that. I suppose being an idiot couple that takes everything to literally would get you famous in an enzo comic.

  11. Marie

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    Awh. Poor Frank. XD

    Eheheh…Blue looks like David Tennant in Dr. Who.

  12. MooMooMilk

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    What happened to his tie D: on the third panel

    • Ama

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      dude, he’s naked

      • MooMooMilk

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        Yeah but he had tie on the phone sex strip remember?

        • fatty

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          Frank likes to wack off thinking of Zeke watching porn.

        • MooMooMilk

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          had a*

        • MooMooMilk

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          But anywho its still funny =))

        • Zeke

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          dude! ppl dont have to take off all theyre clothes durin sex, u kno how u get all caught up in the moment and u forget to remove ur shirt and toolbelt and stuff

        • Frank

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          Listen to Zeke. He watches a LOT of porn.

        • Shark112

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          And I guess you watch him watch porn Frank?

        • Lochie

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          Zeke, are you batman?

      • Some Guy

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        The fact that you guys respond within minutes of each other is scary.

        • smash my heart

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          their fictional dumb ass im 13 and even i understand that shit

  13. AMK

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    With a hairstyle like that, you think Blue would know all about cocaine.

  14. Wade

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    I prefer the simpler times when everyone wore one article of clothing (if any) and was bald.

  15. Nico

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    Should have snorted Coke Zero then…

  16. Anonymous

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    This should be made into an account website so you can ban some of these people. As in IP ban. Or at least make it so they can’t comment anymore. I think there would be less people like fatty or shark112.

    • smash my heart

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      FASCIST!!!

      don’t try to control people!!

      • Anonymous

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        that is true, we do not have a fascist government, however the internet is not controlled by the government, therefore the people are allowed to rule their websites however they please, fascist or no. and although yes, we can say mostly what we want, the government has laws. if you break those laws, you go to jail. aka: banned.

        • hewhoisme

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          i may try to out reply you now, out of boredom. maybe. perhaps. if i feel like it. possibly. robocop riding a unicorn batman killing a shark with a lightsaber.

        • smash my heart

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          thats a very good point i’ll just crawl back into my small dark hole now… bye

        • Loser

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          Lol, let’s just try going to the country’s capital and scream, “FASCISM RULES” over and over again and see if nothing happens due to “freedom of speech”

        • smash my heart

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          i cba going to london but you can do that if you like x

        • smash my heart

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          i’ve just relised that if i can stop commenting on so meny damn things the comments section would be so much shorter..

      • Sassy

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        Who, me or him?

        • smash my heart

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          more him but my point is we don’t have a fascist goverment so we are free to write what we want

          stoping people commenting will only cause problems and a sense of restriction

          and you probly don’t give a shit so why are you still reading, havn’t you got something better to do?

        • smash my heart

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          I used to have a cat called sassy.. she died 2 months back.. she’s buried with a horse

    • Sassy

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      And less people who are anonymous.

      • Anonymous

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        being that there is ONE person currently here named anonymous, i am not anonymous. and that name would be taken in two seconds. i named myself that for the irony.

  17. Shark112

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    I just realized…you’re drawing the girls with boobs now!

    YESSS!

  18. Toppington von monocle

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    FOr Reals? Like, seriously

  19. myoo89

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    WTH?! It IS your fault FRANK!!!

    LOLWTF

    • hewhoisme

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      no it is not, they are just inexplicably stupid, it was their fault completely.

  20. Noid

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    That is what we internet freaks calls, EPIC FAILURE. BTW good drawn, many details and filhy colors/coulors.

  21. Shark Attack

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    Silly! They clearly used the wrong nostril. Every Coke user knows the left is for Diet and the right is for Regular.

  22. danineteen

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    Haha! COKE.

  23. smash my heart

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    dumb shits… actually i know a girl who is as steriotypically blonde as this, fact if you ask her to lick the windows or something in return for a magical wardrobe she will probably do it shes that thick

    • smash my heart

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      clearly by all the spelling errors made i am too

  24. Loser

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    @Daryl: They’re just snorting the fumes I think, not drinking it, which would still burn.

    So no weekly update, did Enzo succumb to alcohol poisoning =0

    • hewhoisme

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      he already explained that he only updates when creativity strikes him like a drunken purple lightning bolt. (my words, not his.)

    • hewhoisme

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      anyway, do not expect much consistency.

      • Loser

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        Or he died of over-masturbation. Didn’t you read the blurb on the front page?

        Nah, probably just setting up that stupid store.

  25. Daryl

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    Wouldnt they fucking drown w/ all the fucking coke up there nose? O_o

    • hewhoisme

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      not if they successfully snorted it into their stomachs, or did it in small quantities.

    • hewhoisme

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      additionally, it would explain the diabetes, since their bodies would process the shit normally. (coke sucks worse than colas in general, which is a lot.)

  26. Awesomeness

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    Who are Zeke and Frank? Enzo or actual people?

    • moonsheep

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      I would’ve thought they were Enzo, seeing as he’s like their creator or whatever. Also they have green text.

  27. Specialdevil62

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    why is the guy carrying a purse? If I was that girl I’d assume he was flaming.

  28. Sassy

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    It’s a satchel of some sort, a manbag

    • canadamaggot

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      Do you people not notice the “reply” button at the side of each comment? It has the same purpose as a “quote” button!

      And it’s also known as a “messenger bag”. They were used by paper boys to carry the newspapers around town, and were modernized to fit today’s laptops and other assorted things needed by college-bound nerds and asians.

      • Sassy

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        Well la-dee-f**kin-da, Mister Maggot

        • Sassy

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          Well played, Mister Maggot, sir. I think I reacted to the ‘you people’ bit. Apologies.

        • Lochie

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          Why did you bother beeping yourself out..?

          I’m sure you meant to say Fister Faggot

        • Sassy

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          I stand corrected. La-dee-fuckin-da. :P

        • canadamaggot

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          I hate how text shows no emotion when you post things on the internet. I didn’t want to come off all douche-like. I apologize for that. ):

          And fuck you, Lochie.

      • Specialdevil62

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        no, it’s still a purse no matter how you look at it. Guys just tried to justify it by putting newspapers in it.

        • Sassy

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          FTW Emo humour.

        • Enzo

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          Yeah, that’s totally gay. I keep my lipstick and eyeliner in my backpack just like everyone else.

        • Specialdevil62

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          totally knew it.

  29. ninjalicious

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    how the hell do u snort coca cola and not be in alot of pain

    • Jon

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      That… that would be the joke.

  30. se7en

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    actually, not to be a noob, but i dont get it clearly :P

    • se7en

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      oh!!! now i get it, lol. i read it like for 3 times

      • hewhoisme

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        *clears throat to break awkward silence*

      • canadamaggot

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        *slow clap*

      • Daryl

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        Fail -.-’

  31. mow cat

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    meow..

    • TheresNoSympathyForTheDead

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      quite the insightful comment i see.

  32. Rhoswen

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    I notice the artist’s style has chanaged. What inspired that?

    • Enzo

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      Something different, I suppose. I’m the type of guy who gets sick of a design five minutes after putting it out. Never satisfied with anything, y’know?

      • Ricky

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        Wow, never satisfied? That wasn’t quite filtered right in my mind.

        • Harrison John

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          No wonder his girlfriend left him.

  33. Katzy

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    D: Well it’s not Frank’s fault these two are so naive

  34. Daryl

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    Nice job. These comics really help actually. They HAVE cheered up an emo kid. ^^ Keep up the good work.

  35. Eveline

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    Hello, I just got an idéa for you guys on Cheerupemokid.net! Just if you’ll like it. :)
    A comic page in 4 boxes. (Sorry for my english, I’m swedish.)

    (1′st box, a emo guy goes to frank and his
    “helping crate”.)

    Frank: So your mom doesn’t love you? That’ it? She doesn’t hit you or anything?

    The emokid: Frank…

    (2nd box, Frank rose his arm to the sky.)

    Frank: Is that why you cry all day?

    The emokid: …

    (3rd box.)

    Frank: Or are you just looking for attention?

    The emokid: Frank!

    (4th and last box.)

    Frank: And you cut yourself for it? Then I think your mom has the RIGHT and BRIGHT to not love you.

    The emokid (Walks away with his hands up his face): I hate you!

    If your maybe posting it on the site, I’d be happy if you wrote like: “Eveline Hansson texted.”

    or something.. if you want, you can change it a bit, sorry I couldn’t write a picture of it in detail, I’m not that good in drawing stuff. :3

    /Eveline Hansson .. big fan. :)

    • Enzo

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      Hey Eveline, sorry I can’t fulfill your request — if I did, I’d have to do it for everyone else who’s ever asked, too. But thank you!

    • smash my heart

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      … lol she’s good you should take this idea (says the woman who just got up and comments on everything :S)

      • Daryl

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        that wasnt funny at all….

        • hewhoisme

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          i concur.

  36. Xethavosh

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    The characters definitely have much more “character” now that they are more detailed.

  37. Black

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    ok so who are those two???

  38. jordan

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    lol is that the real reason Lindsay Lohan lost all her money?

  39. CrazyEMOchick

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    lol

  40. marcelino

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    luck favors the foolish… and it is just funnyas FUCK when the smart try to be stupid

  41. Regan

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    i like the way frend looks in the larst frame or in the only frame hes in any way good job u cruel cruel person but when was have freeky sex with someone a good thing or bad thing still any way lolZ !!

  42. Smita

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    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! This is GOOD!!! XD
    How do I subscribe to this comic strip??? XD

  43. cuek.fan

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    i liked the old style better. :(

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