lmao i was laughing so hard while reading this because my friend did this and iwas like “woah you are a stalker” and she was “nah! im a detective” so this was just soo perfect to use it against her (6)
it seems to be a common condition among people i know who are 18 and up. i need to find a satisfying hobby that cannot be ruined by lazy and often overweight friends.
im a geek if you like science try figuring out how to crete a rainbow without using light, drawing stuff or enrolling a child in that dumbass club you get into befor guides
i actually watched someone make the slow conversion into a facebook stalker. it took a few months, and ended with him living in a friend’s house using his laptop 24 hours a day to follow this girl, in between watching the movie channel on tv and writing pathetic love letters that filled more than two full composition notebooks. later, he broke into another guy’s house while he was on vacation, slept there, and stole a cell phone so that he could call said girl and people who knew her to keep tabs on her while on the move. needless to say, nobody talks to that guy anymore.
hehe mighty boosh (English comedy program), lions? no i have a kitten and she’s far too small to eat enyone.. but she does like to lick peoples fingers..
I do that sometimes. I found some cute asian girls, then their friends. I sometimes use random japanese names (kurukava – rukuva etc.) and anime names…. It is like hobby actually
you remind me of a guy i know.. sadly he knows where i live :S if i ever stop commenting you know whats happened..
i have;
a) found somthing better to do
b) my laptop has broken loosing all my work
c) been over come by stress
d) died, from eny or all of the above and more, including being murdered for commenting too much when i get bored and start numbering what i say
a) wishful thinking.
b) an unfortunate turn of events.
c) sad.
d) if anybody actually gets angry about that sort of thing, i am probably a viable target by now as well.
Well, there is something else. I’ve been mailing with a chinese girl for 2 years. I don’t live in china so it was not necessary to know about her life. Yet, I found her photos and home addres just by using google. I even translated some chinese site with googletranslate. I felt awesome when I found all that information. They may come in usefull when I good to china.
not that i can make you sound like any more of a creep than you do now, but the guy from the story i told further up? the girl he was obsessed with was asian-american. i pray these things you have posted were jokes for the sake of the discussion board.
Hey dude… I’ve just known your website and couldn’t stop reading your stripes… I’ve read ‘em all in a row… (gosh.. I’m sure I need a GF to spend better my time.. LOL)…
JUST GREAT!
Loved Vancity landscape as well… miss this city a lot!
Did you know? You actually don’t have to be mutual friends with a person to see their albums. When looking on their page, just click on the profile picture. Actually, you only see their profile pictures, but close enough.
LOL
That’s so Zeke.
XDD lol…wow…
keep em up ^^
Good stuff
i have actually done this….
Sweet!
Can you look add me on Facebook Zeke? 
XD
*you add me
lmao i was laughing so hard while reading this because my friend did this and iwas like “woah you are a stalker” and she was “nah! im a detective” so this was just soo perfect to use it against her (6)
I would totally read Creep Man if it were a graphic novel/comic.
1) yey batman was mentioned!
2) yes i have done this he was so fit and in a band..
3) no i have nothing better to do im bored off my ass
1) i am indifferent.
2) creepy, but whatever, it happens.
3) i am also a whole new level of bored, hence my slowly increasing number of useless posts.
same
it seems to be a common condition among people i know who are 18 and up. i need to find a satisfying hobby that cannot be ruined by lazy and often overweight friends.
art is a fantasic hobby..
unfortunately i am more on the science end of the art-science spectrum. thank you for the suggestion, though.
im a geek if you like science try figuring out how to crete a rainbow without using light, drawing stuff or enrolling a child in that dumbass club you get into befor guides
the first one regarding the rainbow sounds impossible, are rainbows not comprised of light?
heres a clue it involves universal indicator and lots of diffrent test tubes (big clue..)
To see how much sense this conversation makes on this page, I skipped straight to the last post, reading nothing else.
I’m confused now.
damn right you are!
This is a conversation me and chris would have…:D
i actually watched someone make the slow conversion into a facebook stalker. it took a few months, and ended with him living in a friend’s house using his laptop 24 hours a day to follow this girl, in between watching the movie channel on tv and writing pathetic love letters that filled more than two full composition notebooks. later, he broke into another guy’s house while he was on vacation, slept there, and stole a cell phone so that he could call said girl and people who knew her to keep tabs on her while on the move. needless to say, nobody talks to that guy anymore.
holy shit
Creepy, huh, Zeke? It’s like looking in a mirror at your future self.
suck 1000 dicks frank
Man Emo I miss my girl friend Zeke was better then this creepy new Zeke.
Quick Frank have Red beat him up!
or whatever the eff her name is.
Red is Dead Shark12 .-.
.. or a zombie mr. Daryl or a zombie.. or just dead.
I agree with Frank, sorry Zeke but you’re a freak!
(And not the awsome kind!)
I bet you could do that too, Frank. Muahahahahaaha cough.
the moral of this story is: i only maintain a token account so that people will stop complaining about me not having one. facebook sucks.
The girls are blobs again =]
*Awesome comment*
*witty and handsome response*
*devilish smile*
keep them coming!
Ahh, facebook. A gift to potential stalkers everywhere.
Since when does jail scare Frank?
It wouldn’t be Frank going to jail…. Zeke is creepy stalker man.
Now whenever people ask why I don’t have a Facebook I direct them here then call them a stalker!
Zeke you ain’t going to CIA, your fucking going to pentagon.
hahaha that’s exactly what i do!!
kudos enzo =)
Zeke, you stay away from my FB profile! Creeper!
okok gimme ur last name and ill remember not to stalk u
I see what you did there.
im her best freind her last name is Harrison
Lol Thats my name!!
throwing your friend to the lions?
hehe mighty boosh (English comedy program), lions? no i have a kitten and she’s far too small to eat enyone.. but she does like to lick peoples fingers..
i think you may have misinterpreted my meaning. by “lions” i meant fb creepers like (if you read my second comment below) mr stalk.
i have watched mighty boosh before, but i am afraid that the humor is lost on me.
i was trying to be funny but it doesnt seem to translate well.. you seem to comment on alot of the things i say..
i comment on a lot of things, you just happen to have more posts than everybody else.
i am sure that “mr stalk” (see below) is not above applying this information.
Ha… i thought about doing something like that just now.
Figured its not really worth the effort.
It keeps getting better. But you know what can make it even better? A random comic button!!!!
lol, just lol……. keep em comming mate!
the comments are creepier than the actual comic… which was funny. [:
I do that sometimes. I found some cute asian girls, then their friends. I sometimes use random japanese names (kurukava – rukuva etc.) and anime names…. It is like hobby actually
ok you just earned +20 creepy points.
There is something i like calling a google limit.
When you want to find someones background, search there name on google and maybe type in a social site.
If they dont turn up then its over… any further is like…. pretty creepy.
you remind me of a guy i know.. sadly he knows where i live :S if i ever stop commenting you know whats happened..
i have;
a) found somthing better to do
b) my laptop has broken loosing all my work
c) been over come by stress
d) died, from eny or all of the above and more, including being murdered for commenting too much when i get bored and start numbering what i say
a) wishful thinking.
b) an unfortunate turn of events.
c) sad.
d) if anybody actually gets angry about that sort of thing, i am probably a viable target by now as well.
for a moment there i convinced myself it was actualy me just replying to myself with a diffrent name..
dear enzo,
it is official. i love these comics!.
friggen epic. awesome work.
love, Gessika
To JAIL!!!!
Well, there is something else. I’ve been mailing with a chinese girl for 2 years. I don’t live in china so it was not necessary to know about her life. Yet, I found her photos and home addres just by using google. I even translated some chinese site with googletranslate. I felt awesome when I found all that information. They may come in usefull when I good to china.
not that i can make you sound like any more of a creep than you do now, but the guy from the story i told further up? the girl he was obsessed with was asian-american. i pray these things you have posted were jokes for the sake of the discussion board.
Dude, that is fucking creepy..reminds me of the myspace stalker who led a girl to suicide.. *shiver*
did that really happen?
that is terrible!
See, it’s freaks like Zeke that make me stear clear of Facebook!
TEAM FRANK!
Yeah! Whooooo!
We should have a spaztic cheer to go with the team! lol!
I love Frank, he’s so direct.
We all love him!
Frank, your candor knows no bounds.
Way too funny, yet familiar…scary
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/design_hell
Somebody had to say it.
the zombie end of days poster was pretty good.
what was the connection that needed to be said? i am afraid you lost me.
that comic was so friken long! you dont like the page layout? i think it matches my heart black but with funny bits that will one day kill me
you can be rather grim.
i’m into long walks on the beach, romantic candle lit dinners and grusome shit which includes killing zombies hehehehehehehehe ;D
(since you dont normaly get my jokes) JOKE ——-^
single?
you dont know my name so whats the point in asking?
that was a joke.
no shit sherlock
ooh, harsh.
well you caughtt me when i was in a really bad mood >.>
i… apologize?
(also a joke)
good comic
i miss the old art style with the cute little guys though
Hey dude… I’ve just known your website and couldn’t stop reading your stripes… I’ve read ‘em all in a row… (gosh.. I’m sure I need a GF to spend better my time.. LOL)…
JUST GREAT!
Loved Vancity landscape as well… miss this city a lot!
Frank I’ve done that before. That doesn’t make me a freak. I think.
like not kidding you ilove this (x its so funny ! >.<
come on i want back to normal writing
its funny but i want enzo write normal
Did you know? You actually don’t have to be mutual friends with a person to see their albums. When looking on their page, just click on the profile picture. Actually, you only see their profile pictures, but close enough.