I do that sometimes. I found some cute asian girls, then their friends. I sometimes use random japanese names (kurukava – rukuva etc.) and anime names…. It is like hobby actually
My googling has no limit. I never give up on finding anybody. Eventualy I will join facebook where I can learn everything about every one and every thing that has anything to do with facebook, and I will use that knowledge for my own purposes.. Like getting free money *smiles at the idea of free money* and helping people.
you remind me of a guy i know.. sadly he knows where i live :S if i ever stop commenting you know whats happened..
i have;
a) found somthing better to do
b) my laptop has broken loosing all my work
c) been over come by stress
d) died, from eny or all of the above and more, including being murdered for commenting too much when i get bored and start numbering what i say
a) wishful thinking.
b) an unfortunate turn of events.
c) sad.
d) if anybody actually gets angry about that sort of thing, i am probably a viable target by now as well.
i comment on a lot of things, you just happen to have more posts than everybody else.
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i was trying to be funny but it doesnt seem to translate well.. you seem to comment on alot of the things i say..
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i think you may have misinterpreted my meaning. by “lions” i meant fb creepers like (if you read my second comment below) mr stalk.
i have watched mighty boosh before, but i am afraid that the humor is lost on me.
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hehe mighty boosh (English comedy program), lions? no i have a kitten and she’s far too small to eat enyone.. but she does like to lick peoples fingers..
i actually watched someone make the slow conversion into a facebook stalker. it took a few months, and ended with him living in a friend’s house using his laptop 24 hours a day to follow this girl, in between watching the movie channel on tv and writing pathetic love letters that filled more than two full composition notebooks. later, he broke into another guy’s house while he was on vacation, slept there, and stole a cell phone so that he could call said girl and people who knew her to keep tabs on her while on the move. needless to say, nobody talks to that guy anymore.
unfortunately i am more on the science end of the art-science spectrum. thank you for the suggestion, though.
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art is a fantasic hobby..
hewhoisme
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it seems to be a common condition among people i know who are 18 and up. i need to find a satisfying hobby that cannot be ruined by lazy and often overweight friends.
To see how much sense this conversation makes on this page, I skipped straight to the last post, reading nothing else.
I’m confused now.
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damn right you are!
smash my heart
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heres a clue it involves universal indicator and lots of diffrent test tubes (big clue..)
smash my heart
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im a geek if you like science try figuring out how to crete a rainbow without using light, drawing stuff or enrolling a child in that dumbass club you get into befor guides
hewhoisme
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the first one regarding the rainbow sounds impossible, are rainbows not comprised of light?
Chrissy
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I would totally read Creep Man if it were a graphic novel/comic.
lmao i was laughing so hard while reading this because my friend did this and iwas like “woah you are a stalker” and she was “nah! im a detective” so this was just soo perfect to use it against her (6)
Hey dude… I’ve just known your website and couldn’t stop reading your stripes… I’ve read ‘em all in a row… (gosh.. I’m sure I need a GF to spend better my time.. LOL)…
JUST GREAT!
Loved Vancity landscape as well… miss this city a lot!
Well, there is something else. I’ve been mailing with a chinese girl for 2 years. I don’t live in china so it was not necessary to know about her life. Yet, I found her photos and home addres just by using google. I even translated some chinese site with googletranslate. I felt awesome when I found all that information. They may come in usefull when I good to china.
not that i can make you sound like any more of a creep than you do now, but the guy from the story i told further up? the girl he was obsessed with was asian-american. i pray these things you have posted were jokes for the sake of the discussion board.
Did you know? You actually don’t have to be mutual friends with a person to see their albums. When looking on their page, just click on the profile picture. Actually, you only see their profile pictures, but close enough.
KamHamNotSpam
I love Frank, he’s so direct.
Shannon
We all love him!
Fr33domrider
*Awesome comment*
hewhoisme
*witty and handsome response*
*devilish smile*
Shannon
See, it’s freaks like Zeke that make me stear clear of Facebook!
TEAM FRANK!
janice239
Yeah! Whooooo!
Shannon
We should have a spaztic cheer to go with the team! lol!
Cris
Frank, your candor knows no bounds.
Steph
Way too funny, yet familiar…scary
Gessika
dear enzo,
it is official. i love these comics!.
friggen epic. awesome work.
love, Gessika
Mervyn
To JAIL!!!!
katie
the comments are creepier than the actual comic… which was funny. [:
Mr Stalk
I do that sometimes. I found some cute asian girls, then their friends. I sometimes use random japanese names (kurukava – rukuva etc.) and anime names…. It is like hobby actually
Don
There is something i like calling a google limit.
When you want to find someones background, search there name on google and maybe type in a social site.
If they dont turn up then its over… any further is like…. pretty creepy.
Seth
My googling has no limit. I never give up on finding anybody. Eventualy I will join facebook where I can learn everything about every one and every thing that has anything to do with facebook, and I will use that knowledge for my own purposes.. Like getting free money *smiles at the idea of free money* and helping people.
Alexander Cross
ok you just earned +20 creepy points.
smash my heart
you remind me of a guy i know.. sadly he knows where i live :S if i ever stop commenting you know whats happened..
i have;
a) found somthing better to do
b) my laptop has broken loosing all my work
c) been over come by stress
d) died, from eny or all of the above and more, including being murdered for commenting too much when i get bored and start numbering what i say
hewhoisme
a) wishful thinking.
b) an unfortunate turn of events.
c) sad.
d) if anybody actually gets angry about that sort of thing, i am probably a viable target by now as well.
smash my heart
for a moment there i convinced myself it was actualy me just replying to myself with a diffrent name..
Diana
like not kidding you ilove this (x its so funny ! >.<
aiden
hahaha that’s exactly what i do!!
kudos enzo =)
Wendy
Zeke, you stay away from my FB profile! Creeper!
smash my heart
im her best freind her last name is Harrison
hewhoisme
i am sure that “mr stalk” (see below) is not above applying this information.
hewhoisme
throwing your friend to the lions?
hewhoisme
i comment on a lot of things, you just happen to have more posts than everybody else.
smash my heart
i was trying to be funny but it doesnt seem to translate well.. you seem to comment on alot of the things i say..
hewhoisme
i think you may have misinterpreted my meaning. by “lions” i meant fb creepers like (if you read my second comment below) mr stalk.
i have watched mighty boosh before, but i am afraid that the humor is lost on me.
smash my heart
hehe mighty boosh (English comedy program), lions? no i have a kitten and she’s far too small to eat enyone.. but she does like to lick peoples fingers..
Harrison John
Lol Thats my name!!
Zeke
okok gimme ur last name and ill remember not to stalk u
Orange Beef
I see what you did there.
Don
Ha… i thought about doing something like that just now.
Figured its not really worth the effort.
Harrison John
It keeps getting better. But you know what can make it even better? A random comic button!!!!
Alexander Cross
lol, just lol……. keep em comming mate!
Stina
Ahh, facebook. A gift to potential stalkers everywhere.
danineteen
Since when does jail scare Frank?
Sassy
It wouldn’t be Frank going to jail…. Zeke is creepy stalker man.
janice239
The girls are blobs again =]
hewhoisme
i actually watched someone make the slow conversion into a facebook stalker. it took a few months, and ended with him living in a friend’s house using his laptop 24 hours a day to follow this girl, in between watching the movie channel on tv and writing pathetic love letters that filled more than two full composition notebooks. later, he broke into another guy’s house while he was on vacation, slept there, and stole a cell phone so that he could call said girl and people who knew her to keep tabs on her while on the move. needless to say, nobody talks to that guy anymore.
Zeke
holy shit
Frank
Creepy, huh, Zeke? It’s like looking in a mirror at your future self.
Sir John A. Macdonald
I bet you could do that too, Frank. Muahahahahaaha cough.
smash my heart
.. or a zombie mr. Daryl or a zombie.. or just dead.
Daryl
Red is Dead Shark12 .-.
Zeke
suck 1000 dicks frank
Shark112
Man Emo I miss my girl friend Zeke was better then this creepy new Zeke.
Quick Frank have Red beat him up!
or whatever the eff her name is.
Shannon
I agree with Frank, sorry Zeke but you’re a freak!
(And not the awsome kind!)
hewhoisme
the moral of this story is: i only maintain a token account so that people will stop complaining about me not having one. facebook sucks.
Daryl
This is a conversation me and chris would have…:D
smash my heart
1) yey batman was mentioned!
2) yes i have done this he was so fit and in a band..
3) no i have nothing better to do im bored off my ass
hewhoisme
1) i am indifferent.
2) creepy, but whatever, it happens.
3) i am also a whole new level of bored, hence my slowly increasing number of useless posts.
smash my heart
same
hewhoisme
unfortunately i am more on the science end of the art-science spectrum. thank you for the suggestion, though.
smash my heart
art is a fantasic hobby..
hewhoisme
it seems to be a common condition among people i know who are 18 and up. i need to find a satisfying hobby that cannot be ruined by lazy and often overweight friends.
Taneer
To see how much sense this conversation makes on this page, I skipped straight to the last post, reading nothing else.
I’m confused now.
smash my heart
damn right you are!
smash my heart
heres a clue it involves universal indicator and lots of diffrent test tubes (big clue..)
smash my heart
im a geek if you like science try figuring out how to crete a rainbow without using light, drawing stuff or enrolling a child in that dumbass club you get into befor guides
hewhoisme
the first one regarding the rainbow sounds impossible, are rainbows not comprised of light?
Chrissy
I would totally read Creep Man if it were a graphic novel/comic.
Addy
lmao i was laughing so hard while reading this because my friend did this and iwas like “woah you are a stalker” and she was “nah! im a detective” so this was just soo perfect to use it against her (6)
Zeke
i have actually done this….
Daryl
Sweet!
Can you look add me on Facebook Zeke? 
XD
Daryl
*you add me
Tai
XDD lol…wow…
keep em up ^^
Jewelz
LOL
That’s so Zeke.
Levi
Frank I’ve done that before. That doesn’t make me a freak. I think.
neroC.
Good stuff
telly
good comic
i miss the old art style with the cute little guys though
hewhoisme
(also a joke)
Renato
Hey dude… I’ve just known your website and couldn’t stop reading your stripes… I’ve read ‘em all in a row… (gosh.. I’m sure I need a GF to spend better my time.. LOL)…
JUST GREAT!
Loved Vancity landscape as well… miss this city a lot!
margarita
come on i want back to normal writing
margarita
its funny but i want enzo write normal
Mr Stalk
Well, there is something else. I’ve been mailing with a chinese girl for 2 years. I don’t live in china so it was not necessary to know about her life. Yet, I found her photos and home addres just by using google. I even translated some chinese site with googletranslate. I felt awesome when I found all that information. They may come in usefull when I good to china.
hewhoisme
not that i can make you sound like any more of a creep than you do now, but the guy from the story i told further up? the girl he was obsessed with was asian-american. i pray these things you have posted were jokes for the sake of the discussion board.
CrayonheadTofumaster
Dude, that is fucking creepy..reminds me of the myspace stalker who led a girl to suicide.. *shiver*
hewhoisme
did that really happen?
that is terrible!
~EMOgirl~
keep them coming!
janice239
Now whenever people ask why I don’t have a Facebook I direct them here then call them a stalker!
Noid
Zeke you ain’t going to CIA, your fucking going to pentagon.
Anonymous
Did you know? You actually don’t have to be mutual friends with a person to see their albums. When looking on their page, just click on the profile picture. Actually, you only see their profile pictures, but close enough.
hiccupZ
kewl! ppl actually do these stuffs u know
Seth
Why am I in this webcomic? XD
Can this guy please teach me the ways of the creep-ja?
Regan
dude love ing the frank face at the end ^^
Wade
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/design_hell
Somebody had to say it.
hewhoisme
the zombie end of days poster was pretty good.
what was the connection that needed to be said? i am afraid you lost me.
hewhoisme
i… apologize?
smash my heart
that comic was so friken long! you dont like the page layout? i think it matches my heart black but with funny bits that will one day kill me
hewhoisme
you can be rather grim.
smash my heart
well you caughtt me when i was in a really bad mood >.>
smash my heart
you dont know my name so whats the point in asking?
hewhoisme
single?
smash my heart
(since you dont normaly get my jokes) JOKE ——-^
smash my heart
i’m into long walks on the beach, romantic candle lit dinners and grusome shit which includes killing zombies hehehehehehehehe ;D
hewhoisme
that was a joke.
hewhoisme
ooh, harsh.
smash my heart
no shit sherlock