masturdehydritis: the act of masturbating so much that the body dies due to dehydration. As you little kids all know, all bodily fluids contain water. However, without water, the body will no longer function. The moral is that if you cum too much, you die of thirst.
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FIRST!!
Dude, awesome strip, and what porno would that reference be? LOL
Wow looks like calvin and hobbes and its clone again hahahahaha now in garbage can see he is pretending http://www.calvinandhobbes.com nice ezno but clone where is red girl and her man
Fuck Yeah! New strip! Congrats on not dying of alcohol poisoning or masturbation Enzo.
Oh and how come Frank can’t walk two steps without slipping up yet is able to kick Steve’s ass to ext Wednesday and have the accuracy to shove a cigarette up the dude’s butt?
well its in ‘about’, he said he’ll post until he graduated in september, and its a september he hasnt posted anythin nin, so y’know:/ check his twitter
ENZO I AM GOING TO BEAT YOUR DICK WITH A STICK TILL IT GOES LIMP, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS AND STOMP YOUR BALLS BLOODY THEN SHOVE THAT STICK COVERED WITH YOUR SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT AND THEN SHOVE YOUR DICK INTO A BLENDER AND PUT IT ON LIQUEFY AND YOU’LL ORGASM SO FUCKING HARD!!!
I have read many online comics and I can truthfully say this is the one that is the funniest and speaks to me the most. Bravo Enzo and keep up the good work. I await your next post
if you read the info you will notice he has said NONE of what “Someguy” has said, so please don’t troll the comments cuz your bored and have nothing better to do, support the artist by not flaming/trolling his comic.
tyvm
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take a look, ‘until i graduate in september’ ooh wasnt that this month? oh and he hasnt posted a comic. what a coincidence
hiya enzo, just thought you should know, I’ve checked this comic everyday for the last month. My net connection’s pretty slow, so that’s a good fifteen seconds a day. that’s a full SEVEN AND A HALF MINUTES I’ve spent refreshing this tab.. when you consider it takes about 30 seconds to read a strip, I work it that you owe me fifteen in quick succession. hahaa thanks for your understanding
Idiot it means it will be updated once a week until september when the schedule will change. Besides he only just graduated yesterday If you check his Twitter.
You guys should understand that Enzo has a life too, I’m sure he’s trying hard to get a job or something, since he DID graduate from College, so just be patient and don’t be jerks….PLEASE
It fills me with sadness that there is a very distinct chance that Enzo will not update this again. This comic is definitely one of the funnier things I’ve ever found on the internet. :/
Sad day.
HAHA
oh you didnt die of masturbation yet i see?
Enzo
No!
Loser
Wait, is that even possible? Look it up for us will you?
Hardip
David Carradine die while he was masturbating.
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masturdehydritis: the act of masturbating so much that the body dies due to dehydration. As you little kids all know, all bodily fluids contain water. However, without water, the body will no longer function. The moral is that if you cum too much, you die of thirst.
Niero
FIRST!!
Dude, awesome strip, and what porno would that reference be? LOL
Nellie
As always awesome!
ColoredPencils
Reminds me a lil bit of Calvin & Hobbes
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except calvin and hobbs wasn’t inspired by porno…
Daryl
Or was it? o.O
arthur
Wow looks like calvin and hobbes and its clone again hahahahaha now in garbage can see he is pretending http://www.calvinandhobbes.com nice ezno
but clone where is red girl and her man
sammy
Wow girlfrreind returns next comic i think will be last staory of clone like dog part 8 yeah ezno good its the end of the clone next comic
ezno
i dont know maybe on girlfriend 10
Chrissy
Red guy is crazy kidding hahaha
Chrissy
Blind man porno?
GuitarSage
Hahahas steve like said on the last strip he was some kind of daredevil shit and look what he is now,….
yo
hey you why are you again in there
smash my heart
dardevil <3
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Enzo, why is the porno of your choice always the gay man blowing kind?!?!?!?!
blahblah
i dont think its “gayman blowing kind” i think its horse blowjob porn. i mean, come on, look at that dudes mouth! its big enough.
Cris
Is it me, or are the outlines colored in?
Enzo
Yes!
Cris
They look great! Though I don’t know if it will make the strip take longer to make. Love it, though.
ChRiS
I thought Frank wanted to be batman
canadamaggot
No, Frank just loved Bruce Wayne.
neroC.
Fuck Yeah! New strip! Congrats on not dying of alcohol poisoning or masturbation Enzo.
Oh and how come Frank can’t walk two steps without slipping up yet is able to kick Steve’s ass to ext Wednesday and have the accuracy to shove a cigarette up the dude’s butt?
daredevil
come on ezno write in october halloween handwriting
the (fillintheblank)
lol come (cum) on enzo haha im so puny
player
yeah. You’re so small I can teabag you without kneeling.
the (fillintheblank)
*punny*
and fuck off, player
nobody cares what you think.
Joan
This shit is funny
Bunny
omg that second panel– his feet BAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA nice one
myoo89
lolololol the description make me laugh. lol porno
Gayestguyonerf
Penis.
Yoru
Enzo,
Will you marry me? :]
om my
eew
sam
Ezno why are the prank is there you made diffrent idea
HAHA
have you died of masturbation yet?
HAHA
-sad
imax
what is ezno died how i thought he alive yo waht wrong with you ezno
Pattie
need new onezzz!!
Shane
oh it finally makes sense xD
after reading the whole series i finally get it!
Lau-Lau
Enzo, where is you of the being? D:
Your comics are amazing and inspiring.
…Also, they’re funny.
Bree
Awesome! I love this comic
It made me cuckle.
Loser
Just post the next one Enzo, this one isn’t going to get any more “likes” by loitering around more days. Gosh.
roblox
yeah ezno check out http://www.roblox.com made in 2005 now 2010
blahblah
Spam alert! Spam alert! Spam alert! Spam alert! Spam alert! Spam alert! Spam alert!
someguy
anything new? iv beenon holiday a week after waiting forever, and its still bloody daredevil. is it worth coming back here?
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umm yeah, enzo died of masturdehydritis (dehydration of the body due to overmasturbation.) sorry about the bad news.
someguy
blast
blargh
wait i cant tell if your being serious or not but it does sound like a way enzo would die…
janice239
Hello there. While you’re waiting why don’t you check out the forums?
GuitarSage
where can i see the forums?
janice239
At the top of the screen (Home About Archives Forum Store) and on the right side under site navigation in the green Links section.
canadamaggot
Yes, indeed. We have Image Kombat!
Hal
i remove this one from my favorite, the wait is really too long…
Loser
Just have her under the drawing table doing you know what and finish the business..
rico
oh yeah i know one guy looks like mickey mouse she lives in scott tower road in tallahassee florida
wow
does new comic will be its sucks now
sucks
your right wow its suck noe
idiot
idiot ezno write now comic now and new cartoon on fox today
Loser
I want to hit Enzo so badly.
Doctor
That sucks
wheezer
oh yeah how do you know someguy it sucks now man
someguy
well its in ‘about’, he said he’ll post until he graduated in september, and its a september he hasnt posted anythin nin, so y’know:/ check his twitter
Chrissy
I’m sure there will be one for October.
fred
come on ezno watch fred the movie aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa so cool on 7 pm-8 pm on nickelodeon movie 2010
george
come on ezno its september 18 will be come on its today
Loser
ENZO I AM GOING TO BEAT YOUR DICK WITH A STICK TILL IT GOES LIMP, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS AND STOMP YOUR BALLS BLOODY THEN SHOVE THAT STICK COVERED WITH YOUR SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT AND THEN SHOVE YOUR DICK INTO A BLENDER AND PUT IT ON LIQUEFY AND YOU’LL ORGASM SO FUCKING HARD!!!
There you have an idea for a comic. DO IT!
Daryl
o_o’
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o_O
i guess someones seen too much porn…
Nellie
MAKE A NEW ONE GOD DAMNIT!
- You can’t keep us waiting forever..
Doctor
I have read many online comics and I can truthfully say this is the one that is the funniest and speaks to me the most. Bravo Enzo and keep up the good work. I await your next post
someguy
weve been ‘awaiting’ for a month dude :/ srry
peter
okay doctor show me website and comic in next
someguy
dude, wtf. i like your stuff but a fucking month? without as little as a message? at least tell us if uve finished college
stop
come on ezno stop being in girlfreind write now i said now
sweetNsour
Seriously no longer one of my favs. The wait is just ridiculous.
someguy
check the info, he’s graduated and this is the last comic. sorry guys. was good whilst he was doin it tho
janice239
He said when he graduated he would have MORE time to make comics! Are you lying? Please don’t lie. He’s lying!…..isn’t he?
someguy
check the info, im sorry
Alexander Cross
if you read the info you will notice he has said NONE of what “Someguy” has said, so please don’t troll the comments cuz your bored and have nothing better to do, support the artist by not flaming/trolling his comic.
tyvm
someguy
take a look, ‘until i graduate in september’ ooh wasnt that this month? oh and he hasnt posted a comic. what a coincidence
someguy
my bad its in ‘about’
someguy
r.i.p cheer up emo kid
killtacos
hiya enzo, just thought you should know, I’ve checked this comic everyday for the last month. My net connection’s pretty slow, so that’s a good fifteen seconds a day. that’s a full SEVEN AND A HALF MINUTES I’ve spent refreshing this tab.. when you consider it takes about 30 seconds to read a strip, I work it that you owe me fifteen in quick succession. hahaa thanks for your understanding
someguy
guys he’s not coming back, he graduated in septemeber, which ooh, happened to be this month. he said he would post until then.
Hex
Idiot it means it will be updated once a week until september when the schedule will change. Besides he only just graduated yesterday If you check his Twitter.
someguy
i bloodywell hope so!:D
Mr.Potato
when do he will post and he will post the hand writing no clone comic
Shane
You guys should understand that Enzo has a life too, I’m sure he’s trying hard to get a job or something, since he DID graduate from College, so just be patient and don’t be jerks….PLEASE
someguy
agreed!:D
No
oh yeah shane prove it and someguy tell me when do he will post
someguy
he will do post random intervels will he!(:
Shane
The about page read it….I hope thats what you wanted to know…?
GrittyBear
I hope he’s alive…
Impossible
It fills me with sadness that there is a very distinct chance that Enzo will not update this again. This comic is definitely one of the funnier things I’ve ever found on the internet. :/
Sad day.
someguy
EVERYONE HES MAKING NEW COMICS THIS MONTH!!!!:DDD TWITTER!!!!
Shane
your so cool someguy ^ u^
jordan
lol enzo, u always make me laugh wen i see ur comics
where
tell me some guy i cant find on twitter maybe on facebook
red
LOL.Frank just got owned.
AnAnalyticalChild
Wait so is he still affected by cupid’s arrows???
emokid
DIKKE DOPE JO:d