Ninety-nine Problems

But a bitch ain’t one.

I am really, really sorry for the lack of updates the past couple of weeks. This week was finals week and despite all the sleep I lost I still managed to fail one class. But it doesn’t matter, because for the next two weeks I have COMPLETE FREEDOM. Which means, we’re back to our regular updates!
Also, my 21st is this weekend, so I implore you to go out and party with me in spirit. : )

The forums are down right now, I’ve been trying to fix them for the last couple of hours but to no avail. I think I’m gonna sleep on it and see what I can do tomorrow.

For everyone who has stuck around, I thank you from the very bottom of my heart for putting up with my constant bullshit. I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again — I write a comic about failed relationships. How together do you think my life is?

Much love.

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Discussion (205)¬

  1. Kris says:

    I understand that he’s probably swamped and has a lot on his plate, but the least he could do is drop in and say he’s not doing the comic anymore or something. It’s been over a month and I feel like some sort of message to us would help with the withdrawal process. A little message really would only take a few minutes. Please Enzo let us know you’re alive!!

  2. Zeke says:

    Hey folks, i’m dead and will never ever write a comic again!
    soz

  3. Daze says:

    I’m having serious withdrawlal symptoms! Could you drop us a quick lne or something and let us know whats going on with the comic atm?
    Love
    Daze

  4. OldFag says:

    It’s over 99 comments and still no word of enzo.

    Cheer up enzo!

  5. itzKAMMY says:

    Dude where are your epic comics. D: , it’s almost the end of october. dont tell me you’ve forgot about us cool comic readers. update soon kbye

    p.s update deviant, to let your watchers know you’re still up and living the hash life of love and loss.

  6. Vicstick says:

    Enzo deary, it’s been over a month, please at least drop us a line or something so we know that you’re still alive and well

  7. machete says:

    aight, im off
    email me when this goes back on

  8. Stefan says:

    RIP Enzo… =.=

  9. Drew says:

    Baby come back!
    You can blame it all on me!
    I was wrong!
    Do do do do do do do

  10. Dameon says:

    I’m telling you guys. He turned 21. He has discovered the joys of drinking and will never come back.

  11. Jeronetj3 says:

    I can tell you he will be back in a very short time, for I saw his tweets :)

  12. Stream0Conchuznez says:

    damn i miss the comic! this thing was my stress releiver!

  13. AMK says:

    Alright stalkers of Enzo, LISTEN UP.

    Just got a message from the creature himself. He still has the majority of his body in one piece, he’s been busy, and might be coming back soon.

    So relax. Go watch some of that pornography you humans all love so much and check back later.

  14. here's what i think.. says:

    perhaps enzo should change that top right corner to read “updated: whenever the hell i feel like it”

  15. BARG says:

    From Enzo’s twitter…

    bozo32

    thanks for all the warm wishes and support– the comic is in works. just needed some time to clear my head. you won’t be disappointedd

    its still alive

  16. Drew says:

    He had better be back soon or i’m haulin ass to canada and bustin caps till i get answers.

  17. Sadie says:

    Hopefully soon…

  18. Matt says:

    Dude come on man at least drop us a line. if this keeps up youve lost one fan

  19. Drew says:

    Checking the site every day is starting to become really freakin tedious

  20. Pain says:

    HE’S BAAAAAAACK! XD

    I friggin Glee’d right off my chair!

  21. samantha says:

    so… do we get an explanation?

  22. Christine says:

    whooooooooooooooooooo!

  23. Drew says:

    YES I AM SOOOOOO HAPPY YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!!!!!

  24. Adam says:

    Im glad your back… you would be surpised at the number of people that came to your site everyday to see if you updated…for over a month….every day….

  25. winterwarz says:

    Just wanted to say I love your comic. Keep up the good work.

  26. BARG says:

    dead again? enzo, WTF

  27. Nordi says:

    w00t

    awesome comic, thanks for the second part.

    still kinda waiting for tl;dr message

  28. Drew says:

    Rofl waffle, that shit was hilarious, keep up the good work.

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