But a bitch ain’t one.

I am really, really sorry for the lack of updates the past couple of weeks. This week was finals week and despite all the sleep I lost I still managed to fail one class. But it doesn’t matter, because for the next two weeks I have COMPLETE FREEDOM. Which means, we’re back to our regular updates!
Also, my 21st is this weekend, so I implore you to go out and party with me in spirit. : )

The forums are down right now, I’ve been trying to fix them for the last couple of hours but to no avail. I think I’m gonna sleep on it and see what I can do tomorrow.

For everyone who has stuck around, I thank you from the very bottom of my heart for putting up with my constant bullshit. I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again — I write a comic about failed relationships. How together do you think my life is?

Much love.


Discussion (243) ¬

  1. Kris

    I understand that he’s probably swamped and has a lot on his plate, but the least he could do is drop in and say he’s not doing the comic anymore or something. It’s been over a month and I feel like some sort of message to us would help with the withdrawal process. A little message really would only take a few minutes. Please Enzo let us know you’re alive!!

  2. Zeke

    Hey folks, i’m dead and will never ever write a comic again!
    soz

  3. Daze

    I’m having serious withdrawlal symptoms! Could you drop us a quick lne or something and let us know whats going on with the comic atm?
    Love
    Daze

  4. OldFag

    It’s over 99 comments and still no word of enzo.

    Cheer up enzo!

  5. itzKAMMY

    Dude where are your epic comics. D: , it’s almost the end of october. dont tell me you’ve forgot about us cool comic readers. update soon kbye

    p.s update deviant, to let your watchers know you’re still up and living the hash life of love and loss.

  6. Vicstick

    Enzo deary, it’s been over a month, please at least drop us a line or something so we know that you’re still alive and well

  7. machete

    aight, im off
    email me when this goes back on

  8. Stefan

    RIP Enzo… =.=

  9. Drew

    Baby come back!
    You can blame it all on me!
    I was wrong!
    Do do do do do do do

  10. Dameon

    I’m telling you guys. He turned 21. He has discovered the joys of drinking and will never come back.

    • Zeta

      Hes canadian. He’s been enjoying those joys for a few years now..

  11. Jeronetj3

    I can tell you he will be back in a very short time, for I saw his tweets :)

    • Vicstick

      What did his tweets say?

      • Jeronetj3

        5 hours ago, bozo32 (Enzo) tweeted:
        “FUCK YEAH HALLOWEEN PARTY”
        and
        “OH GOD FAT SILK SPECTRE WHY GOD WHY”

        • Drew

          That doesn’t mean he is coming back at all. He just saw a fat chick last night, sadly sometimes it happens.

        • Pain

          holy damn did I laugh when I read that reply this morning…

  12. Stream0Conchuznez

    damn i miss the comic! this thing was my stress releiver!

  13. AMK

    Alright stalkers of Enzo, LISTEN UP.

    Just got a message from the creature himself. He still has the majority of his body in one piece, he’s been busy, and might be coming back soon.

    So relax. Go watch some of that pornography you humans all love so much and check back later.

  14. here's what i think..

    perhaps enzo should change that top right corner to read “updated: whenever the hell i feel like it”

    • OldFag

      [img]http://www.cheerupemokid.net/wp-content/upload/1257298029-haha_no.jpg[/img]

  15. BARG

    From Enzo’s twitter…

    bozo32

    thanks for all the warm wishes and support– the comic is in works. just needed some time to clear my head. you won’t be disappointedd

    its still alive

  16. Drew

    He had better be back soon or i’m haulin ass to canada and bustin caps till i get answers.

    • OldFag

      [img]http://www.cheerupemokid.net/wp-content/upload/1257369842-second.jpg[/img]

  17. The Orange

    Btw, screenshot:

  18. Sadie

    Hopefully soon…

  19. Matt

    Dude come on man at least drop us a line. if this keeps up youve lost one fan

  20. Drew

    Checking the site every day is starting to become really freakin tedious

  21. Pain

    HE’S BAAAAAAACK! XD

    I friggin Glee’d right off my chair!

  22. samantha

    so… do we get an explanation?

    • Pain

      Talk about ungrateful…He was busy with his wonderful back-to-life comic and you reply with a complaint.

      Feh!

      • samantha

        i’m ecstatic that the comics back im just curious as to where he’s been hiding!

        • Pain

          Oh, well very good then. XD

  23. Christine

    whooooooooooooooooooo!

  24. Drew

    YES I AM SOOOOOO HAPPY YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!!!!!

  25. Colin

    LIFE!

  26. Adam

    Im glad your back… you would be surpised at the number of people that came to your site everyday to see if you updated…for over a month….every day….

    • Drew

      That would be me, right here, I am one of those people. It was hard work, but it paid off in the end, cuz now Enzo is back and makin comics. Right?

  27. winterwarz

    Just wanted to say I love your comic. Keep up the good work.

  28. BARG

    dead again? enzo, WTF

    • Drew

      For real, I’m sad again… shit

      • OldFag

        do not need to cut yourself there’s always starting from NÂș 1…..
        i’ll bring the knife

  29. Nordi

    w00t

    awesome comic, thanks for the second part.

    still kinda waiting for tl;dr message

  30. Drew

    Rofl waffle, that shit was hilarious, keep up the good work.

  31. anonymous

    so, im uber ecstatic that the comic is back and he’s alive but am i honestly the only one here who is pissed we havent gotten an explanation yet??

    • Enzo

      Sorry mate — I’m still trying to think of a good excuse

      • itzKAMMY

        explaination nooow.

        • Drew

          i dont care about an excuse anymore, the comic is up and running and thats all that matters

    • Anon

      Why should he have to explain himself?
      He’s back, he’s alive be happy.

  32. stan

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY! lol

  33. Jason_MilSpec56

    Hey Man, just keep em commin when you can and we will survive. your work is great. we will all patiently await your next addition.

  34. standsomewhere

    Well i was hoping you werent going to flake out cause i enjoy your strip. TY for coming back :)

  35. Sansha

    I love your vomit jokes. Moar!

  36. Boobie

    i think he died again

    • anonymous

      i agree. this site has been really disappointing lately…

  37. Drew

    Enzo, where are you now?

  38. winterwarz

    Hope he is alright. I really enjoyed this comic. I am sure other things that pay probably took priority.

    • Drew

      DAMN YOU WE ARE THE PRIORITY! THE FANS MAN THE FANS!

  39. Andrew

    Is he in his room masturnbating… NOOOOO lol

  40. Crux

    It seems rather hilarious. I don’t know whether its his charm or what, but regardless of what has befallen Enzo, we as the readers need to step back and realize either A. How pathetic we are or B. How dedicated we seem to be to this comic.

    • Drew

      I could not agree more with what you just said.

  41. b0nkersx

    You just need to make CUEK shirts for funds.

  42. winterwarz

    Am officially done awaiting a new strip. I am un-bookmarking this. Hope all is well Enzo.

  43. drea

    this is great but i do agree wit you yay for me!!!!!!!!

  44. drea

    AND YOU

  45. drea

    NO OME ELSE TALKING BUT I WANT 2 GET ON SOMETHING AND FOR I NEED 2 GO AND GET SOMETHING BUT I REALLY AGREE WIT YOU AND I GOT TO LEAVE RIGHT NOW SO I WONT BE WRITING OKAY THEN PIECE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  46. drea

    IM BACK ENZO,SO WAT YOU BEEN UP 2 ENZO, HUH ANYWAY I LOVE DIS AND I HAVE TO GO AGAIN BE BACK @ 6:15

  47. Al

    I agree, I’m also un-bookmarking.
    Great storyline, great characters, the art was perfect for the feel of the comic.
    But it doesn’t seem like there’s much care in it anymore, which is sad.

    Good luck all.

  48. Samantha

    I’m giving it until Christmas. if it hasn’t been updated with an explanation i’m also unbookmarking. It’s extremely disappointing as I really loved the comic.

  49. IZZY!

    i for one am NOT giving up on this comic, as it takes a matter of seconds to check this daily and go about my business, if I keep checking daily it’s not that stressful, if the site goes down forever or something I’ll unbookmark it then

  50. Boobie

    enzo, take some drugs, it’ll make everything better ;)

  51. Jimes Tuper

    enzo you can’t do this to me, we’ve been through so much together. YOU CAN’T WALK OUT ON ALL THE TIME I’VE SPENT READING THESE COMICS. They r make me happie

  52. Samantha

    yeah.. this is now unbookmarked. I’m really sad that this website has gone to waste.

  53. Eric

    come on man
    i’m still rootin for ya
    get it together

  54. Drew

    ill be here when you are ready. so get ur shit together and hurry the hell up.

  55. Crux

    Like the last of a dwindling population. Fewer and fewer posts, less and less people returning. I guess all we can do is just make a grave stone for this comic and move on to something else.

  56. Paleskin

    Oh well. Rest in piece, Emo Kid.

  57. itsetmefree

    SAD. T_T Why are you doing this to us? Get him the trapdoor! :) )

  58. Drew

    Lonleyyyyy i am so lonleyyyyy. i have nobodyyyyyy, to call my OOOOOwn

  59. Eric

    hold in there people..
    it’ll be okay…. :)

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