Ninety-nine Problems

Posted September 18th, 2009 at 12:27 AM by Enzo

But a bitch ain’t one.

I am really, really sorry for the lack of updates the past couple of weeks. This week was finals week and despite all the sleep I lost I still managed to fail one class. But it doesn’t matter, because for the next two weeks I have COMPLETE FREEDOM. Which means, we’re back to our regular updates!
Also, my 21st is this weekend, so I implore you to go out and party with me in spirit. : )

The forums are down right now, I’ve been trying to fix them for the last couple of hours but to no avail. I think I’m gonna sleep on it and see what I can do tomorrow.

For everyone who has stuck around, I thank you from the very bottom of my heart for putting up with my constant bullshit. I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again — I write a comic about failed relationships. How together do you think my life is?

Much love.

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Kris

wrote on October 26th, 2009 at 8:35 PM:

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I understand that he’s probably swamped and has a lot on his plate, but the least he could do is drop in and say he’s not doing the comic anymore or something. It’s been over a month and I feel like some sort of message to us would help with the withdrawal process. A little message really would only take a few minutes. Please Enzo let us know you’re alive!!

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Zeke

wrote on October 27th, 2009 at 4:21 AM:

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Hey folks, i’m dead and will never ever write a comic again!
soz

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Daze

wrote on October 27th, 2009 at 7:38 AM:

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I’m having serious withdrawlal symptoms! Could you drop us a quick lne or something and let us know whats going on with the comic atm?
Love
Daze

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OldFag

wrote on October 27th, 2009 at 5:33 PM:

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It’s over 99 comments and still no word of enzo.

Cheer up enzo!

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itzKAMMY

wrote on October 27th, 2009 at 7:38 PM:

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Dude where are your epic comics. D: , it’s almost the end of october. dont tell me you’ve forgot about us cool comic readers. update soon kbye

p.s update deviant, to let your watchers know you’re still up and living the hash life of love and loss.

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Vicstick

wrote on October 28th, 2009 at 6:35 AM:

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Enzo deary, it’s been over a month, please at least drop us a line or something so we know that you’re still alive and well

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- Coban3
  
  wrote on October 28th, 2009 at 7:24 PM:
  
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  hes dead…its the only possibilty
  
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machete

wrote on October 29th, 2009 at 6:25 AM:

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aight, im off
email me when this goes back on

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Stefan

wrote on October 29th, 2009 at 11:49 AM:

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RIP Enzo… =.=

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Drew

wrote on October 30th, 2009 at 9:14 AM:

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Baby come back!
You can blame it all on me!
I was wrong!
Do do do do do do do

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- OldFag
  
  wrote on October 30th, 2009 at 1:01 PM:
  
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  *Guitar Solo*
  
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Dameon

wrote on October 30th, 2009 at 3:10 PM:

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I’m telling you guys. He turned 21. He has discovered the joys of drinking and will never come back.

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- Zeta
  
  wrote on October 30th, 2009 at 6:28 PM:
  
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  Hes canadian. He’s been enjoying those joys for a few years now..
  
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Jeronetj3

wrote on November 1st, 2009 at 2:10 AM:

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I can tell you he will be back in a very short time, for I saw his tweets

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- Vicstick
  
  wrote on November 1st, 2009 at 3:01 AM:
  
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  What did his tweets say?
  
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  - Jeronetj3
    
    wrote on November 1st, 2009 at 5:06 AM:
    
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    5 hours ago, bozo32 (Enzo) tweeted:
    “FUCK YEAH HALLOWEEN PARTY”
    and
    “OH GOD FAT SILK SPECTRE WHY GOD WHY”
    
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    - Drew
      
      wrote on November 1st, 2009 at 8:26 AM:
      
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      That doesn’t mean he is coming back at all. He just saw a fat chick last night, sadly sometimes it happens.
    - Pain
      
      wrote on November 2nd, 2009 at 6:15 AM:
      
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      holy damn did I laugh when I read that reply this morning…
Stream0Conchuznez

wrote on November 2nd, 2009 at 6:25 AM:

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damn i miss the comic! this thing was my stress releiver!

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- Drew
  
  wrote on November 2nd, 2009 at 10:24 AM:
  
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  What no pr0n?!?!?
  
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  - OldFag
    
    wrote on November 2nd, 2009 at 4:42 PM:
    
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    y pr0n? not need to you have CUEK
    
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    - Drew
      
      wrote on November 3rd, 2009 at 7:09 AM:
      
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      touche good sir, touche
AMK

wrote on November 2nd, 2009 at 4:42 PM:

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Alright stalkers of Enzo, LISTEN UP.

Just got a message from the creature himself. He still has the majority of his body in one piece, he’s been busy, and might be coming back soon.

So relax. Go watch some of that pornography you humans all love so much and check back later.

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here's what i think..

wrote on November 2nd, 2009 at 11:29 PM:

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perhaps enzo should change that top right corner to read “updated: whenever the hell i feel like it”

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- OldFag
  
  wrote on November 3rd, 2009 at 5:27 PM:
  
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  [img]http://www.cheerupemokid.net/wp-content/upload/1257298029-haha_no.jpg[/img]
  
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BARG

wrote on November 3rd, 2009 at 8:27 PM:

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From Enzo’s twitter…

bozo32

thanks for all the warm wishes and support– the comic is in works. just needed some time to clear my head. you won’t be disappointedd

its still alive

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- AMK
  
  wrote on November 4th, 2009 at 12:16 AM:
  
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  See above.
  
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  - Pain
    
    wrote on November 4th, 2009 at 6:32 AM:
    
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    Much thanks AMK. Your services are grandly appreciated!
    
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- The Orange
  
  wrote on November 4th, 2009 at 4:02 PM:
  
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  He lost his phone too
  
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Drew

wrote on November 4th, 2009 at 10:28 AM:

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He had better be back soon or i’m haulin ass to canada and bustin caps till i get answers.

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- OldFag
  
  wrote on November 4th, 2009 at 1:24 PM:
  
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  [img]http://www.cheerupemokid.net/wp-content/upload/1257369842-second.jpg[/img]
  
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The Orange

wrote on November 4th, 2009 at 4:02 PM:

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Btw, screenshot:

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- The Orange
  
  wrote on November 4th, 2009 at 4:03 PM:
  
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Sadie

wrote on November 4th, 2009 at 7:23 PM:

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Hopefully soon…

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Matt

wrote on November 7th, 2009 at 6:52 PM:

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Dude come on man at least drop us a line. if this keeps up youve lost one fan

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Drew

wrote on November 8th, 2009 at 8:28 AM:

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Checking the site every day is starting to become really freakin tedious

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Pain

wrote on November 9th, 2009 at 6:30 AM:

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HE’S BAAAAAAACK! XD

I friggin Glee’d right off my chair!

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samantha

wrote on November 9th, 2009 at 6:47 AM:

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so… do we get an explanation?

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- Pain
  
  wrote on November 10th, 2009 at 6:14 AM:
  
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  Talk about ungrateful…He was busy with his wonderful back-to-life comic and you reply with a complaint.
  
  Feh!
  
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  - samantha
    
    wrote on November 10th, 2009 at 7:23 PM:
    
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    i’m ecstatic that the comics back im just curious as to where he’s been hiding!
    
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    - Pain
      
      wrote on November 12th, 2009 at 6:18 AM:
      
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      Oh, well very good then. XD
Christine

wrote on November 9th, 2009 at 7:11 AM:

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whooooooooooooooooooo!

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Drew

wrote on November 9th, 2009 at 10:23 AM:

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YES I AM SOOOOOO HAPPY YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!!!!!

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Colin

wrote on November 9th, 2009 at 5:44 PM:

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LIFE!

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Adam

wrote on November 10th, 2009 at 9:20 AM:

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Im glad your back… you would be surpised at the number of people that came to your site everyday to see if you updated…for over a month….every day….

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- Drew
  
  wrote on November 10th, 2009 at 10:13 AM:
  
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  That would be me, right here, I am one of those people. It was hard work, but it paid off in the end, cuz now Enzo is back and makin comics. Right?
  
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  - OldFag
    
    wrote on November 10th, 2009 at 6:15 PM:
    
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    We should see tomorrow
    
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    - Adam
      
      wrote on November 11th, 2009 at 2:34 AM:
      
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      like always…
    - BARG
      
      wrote on November 11th, 2009 at 12:57 PM:
      
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      And tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow…
winterwarz

wrote on November 11th, 2009 at 7:29 PM:

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Just wanted to say I love your comic. Keep up the good work.

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BARG

wrote on November 15th, 2009 at 10:46 AM:

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dead again? enzo, WTF

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- Drew
  
  wrote on November 16th, 2009 at 10:22 AM:
  
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  For real, I’m sad again… shit
  
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  - OldFag
    
    wrote on November 16th, 2009 at 2:38 PM:
    
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    do not need to cut yourself there’s always starting from Nº 1…..
    i’ll bring the knife
    
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Nordi

wrote on November 16th, 2009 at 11:11 PM:

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w00t

awesome comic, thanks for the second part.

still kinda waiting for tl;dr message

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Drew

wrote on November 17th, 2009 at 10:24 AM:

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Rofl waffle, that shit was hilarious, keep up the good work.

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anonymous

wrote on November 27th, 2009 at 2:13 PM:

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so, im uber ecstatic that the comic is back and he’s alive but am i honestly the only one here who is pissed we havent gotten an explanation yet??

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- Enzo
  
  wrote on November 27th, 2009 at 2:47 PM:
  
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  Sorry mate — I’m still trying to think of a good excuse
  
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  - itzKAMMY
    
    wrote on November 27th, 2009 at 7:20 PM:
    
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    explaination nooow.
    
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    - Drew
      
      wrote on November 30th, 2009 at 10:57 AM:
      
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      i dont care about an excuse anymore, the comic is up and running and thats all that matters
- Anon
  
  wrote on November 27th, 2009 at 8:06 PM:
  
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  Why should he have to explain himself?
  He’s back, he’s alive be happy.
  
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stan

wrote on November 28th, 2009 at 12:06 AM:

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY! lol

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Jason_MilSpec56

wrote on November 28th, 2009 at 12:09 AM:

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Hey Man, just keep em commin when you can and we will survive. your work is great. we will all patiently await your next addition.

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standsomewhere

wrote on November 28th, 2009 at 5:17 AM:

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Well i was hoping you werent going to flake out cause i enjoy your strip. TY for coming back

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Sansha

wrote on November 29th, 2009 at 2:04 AM:

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I love your vomit jokes. Moar!

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Boobie

wrote on December 9th, 2009 at 12:49 PM:

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i think he died again

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- anonymous
  
  wrote on December 9th, 2009 at 10:56 PM:
  
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  i agree. this site has been really disappointing lately…
  
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Drew

wrote on December 11th, 2009 at 10:15 AM:

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Enzo, where are you now?

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- BARG
  
  wrote on December 11th, 2009 at 2:29 PM:
  
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  Probably jerking off
  
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winterwarz

wrote on December 15th, 2009 at 4:24 AM:

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Hope he is alright. I really enjoyed this comic. I am sure other things that pay probably took priority.

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- Drew
  
  wrote on December 15th, 2009 at 10:08 AM:
  
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  DAMN YOU WE ARE THE PRIORITY! THE FANS MAN THE FANS!
  
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Andrew

wrote on December 15th, 2009 at 9:34 PM:

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Is he in his room masturnbating… NOOOOO lol

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Crux

wrote on December 16th, 2009 at 4:40 PM:

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It seems rather hilarious. I don’t know whether its his charm or what, but regardless of what has befallen Enzo, we as the readers need to step back and realize either A. How pathetic we are or B. How dedicated we seem to be to this comic.

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- Drew
  
  wrote on December 17th, 2009 at 10:35 AM:
  
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  I could not agree more with what you just said.
  
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b0nkersx

wrote on December 16th, 2009 at 8:13 PM:

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You just need to make CUEK shirts for funds.

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winterwarz

wrote on December 21st, 2009 at 2:58 PM:

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Am officially done awaiting a new strip. I am un-bookmarking this. Hope all is well Enzo.

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drea

wrote on December 21st, 2009 at 3:01 PM:

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this is great but i do agree wit you yay for me!!!!!!!!

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drea

wrote on December 21st, 2009 at 3:02 PM:

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AND YOU

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drea

wrote on December 21st, 2009 at 3:04 PM:

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NO OME ELSE TALKING BUT I WANT 2 GET ON SOMETHING AND FOR I NEED 2 GO AND GET SOMETHING BUT I REALLY AGREE WIT YOU AND I GOT TO LEAVE RIGHT NOW SO I WONT BE WRITING OKAY THEN PIECE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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drea

wrote on December 21st, 2009 at 3:10 PM:

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IM BACK ENZO,SO WAT YOU BEEN UP 2 ENZO, HUH ANYWAY I LOVE DIS AND I HAVE TO GO AGAIN BE BACK @ 6:15

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Al

wrote on December 21st, 2009 at 4:30 PM:

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I agree, I’m also un-bookmarking.
Great storyline, great characters, the art was perfect for the feel of the comic.
But it doesn’t seem like there’s much care in it anymore, which is sad.

Good luck all.

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Samantha

wrote on December 21st, 2009 at 6:38 PM:

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I’m giving it until Christmas. if it hasn’t been updated with an explanation i’m also unbookmarking. It’s extremely disappointing as I really loved the comic.

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IZZY!

wrote on December 22nd, 2009 at 2:17 PM:

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i for one am NOT giving up on this comic, as it takes a matter of seconds to check this daily and go about my business, if I keep checking daily it’s not that stressful, if the site goes down forever or something I’ll unbookmark it then

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Boobie

wrote on December 23rd, 2009 at 3:57 PM:

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enzo, take some drugs, it’ll make everything better

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Jimes Tuper

wrote on December 24th, 2009 at 11:02 AM:

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enzo you can’t do this to me, we’ve been through so much together. YOU CAN’T WALK OUT ON ALL THE TIME I’VE SPENT READING THESE COMICS. They r make me happie

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Samantha

wrote on December 25th, 2009 at 9:19 PM:

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yeah.. this is now unbookmarked. I’m really sad that this website has gone to waste.

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Eric

wrote on December 25th, 2009 at 10:03 PM:

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come on man
i’m still rootin for ya
get it together

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Drew

wrote on December 26th, 2009 at 8:06 PM:

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ill be here when you are ready. so get ur shit together and hurry the hell up.

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Crux

wrote on December 28th, 2009 at 2:09 AM:

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Like the last of a dwindling population. Fewer and fewer posts, less and less people returning. I guess all we can do is just make a grave stone for this comic and move on to something else.

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Paleskin

wrote on December 28th, 2009 at 4:16 AM:

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Oh well. Rest in piece, Emo Kid.

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itsetmefree

wrote on December 28th, 2009 at 9:56 PM:

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SAD. T_T Why are you doing this to us? Get him the trapdoor! )

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Drew

wrote on December 30th, 2009 at 8:11 AM:

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Lonleyyyyy i am so lonleyyyyy. i have nobodyyyyyy, to call my OOOOOwn

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Eric

wrote on December 30th, 2009 at 6:19 PM:

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hold in there people..
it’ll be okay….

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- Drew
  
  wrote on December 31st, 2009 at 5:46 PM:
  
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  No…. it won’t be ok
  
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